By popular demand, and because I will, in fact, stoop that low, I give all of you who don’t read the comments a taste of the engineering stylings of monkyboy.  I removed some of the spacing in the quotes to save space.  All material was taken from the comments to this post. Those aren’t ICBM’s the Palestinians are firing into Israel.  A simple dirt berm would stop them.  Where could

Now if we could only get the Redskins to draft these guys.  Whoops, I guess that’s a comment.

In the LA Times opinion section today: Bomb Iran Diplomacy is doing nothing to stop the Iranian nuclear threat; a show of force is the only answer. By Joshua Muravchik, JOSHUA MURAVCHIK is a resident scholar at the American Enterprise Institute. November 19, 2006 WE MUST bomb Iran. It has been four years since that country’s secret nuclear program was brought to light, and the path of diplomacy and sanctions

Buy her this for Christmas: Strap the Shocking Liar to your victim and begin questioning them, if they tell a lie the machine will zap them with a volt. We’re assuming this isn’t really dangerous… The Shocking Liar game retails for $19.99 at Spencers. Special price when you buy it with the Fucking Asshole game.

Rep. Rangel will seek to reinstate draft Americans would have to sign up for a new military draft after turning 18 if the incoming chairman of the House Ways and Means Committee has his way. Rep. Charles Rangel, D-N.Y., said Sunday he sees his idea as a way to deter politicians from launching wars and to bolster U.S. troop levels insufficient to cover potential future action in Iran, North Korea

zat eef you are aweesh to emake ze registrie du domaine, ze Frenshe maidemoiselles zey are-a ‘ere to ‘elpe you!  Oo-la-la! h/t Joe’s Dartblog

or, Leftist Climate Scaremongering Twaddle Analyzed In part one of a two-part Sunday series in The Telegraph, Christopher Monckton reviews the history of Global Climate Change as a political means toward installing “world government”. The Stern report last week predicted dire economic and social effects of unchecked global warming. In what many will see as a highly controversial polemic, Christopher Monckton disputes the ‘facts’ of this impending apocalypse and accuses

such as human trafficking and sexual assault are contravened by the laws of Colorado: Colorado Attorney General John Suthers flew to Saudi Arabia this week to reassure government officials there that Homaidan Al-Turki was treated fairly when he was convicted of sexually abusing an Indonesian nanny held a virtual captive in his Aurora home. Suthers sat knee-to-knee for an hour with King Abdullah and also met with Crown Prince Sultan,

While at drill with my Guard unit today, I ran into evidence that proves morale is in the crapper.

Planet Scared Shitless: Albert Argibay, a bodybuilder and a state correction officer, was at a Planet Fitness gym with 500 pounds of weight on his shoulders one afternoon this month when the club manager walked over and told him it was time to leave. Mr. Argibay, the manager explained, had violated one of the club’s most sacred and strictly enforced rules: He was grunting. At Planet Fitness, some members say,