First Hezbollah militant: “Have you noticed, brother, how the Israeli fighter jets sound very much like wasps?” Second Hezbollah militant: First Hezbollah militant: “Giant wasps. With giant stingers. And giant missiles. With laser targeting.” Second Hezbollah militant: First Hezbollah militant: “And giant, state-of-the-art wasp communication systems to aid them in their coordinating, giant wasp strikes.” Second Hezbollah militant: First Hezbollah militant: Second Hezbollah militant: First Hezbollah militant: “…You ever wish
July 2006
Hamdan, revisited (or, How I learned to stop worrying and—okay, I haven’t stopped worrying. Sue me)
Several people disagreed with my earlier readings of the Hamdan ruling, suggesting that I was making too much of the decisions’ having bestowed upon illegal combatants Common Article 3 protections that, given a governmental and elite culture that often proceeds from overtly ridiculous (and historically dubious) PC sensibilities, I felt would almost certainly be exploited by civil liberties absolutists and anti-war propagandists who, let’s face it, are always willing to
Fifty-second in a series of real-time empirical observations
In the time it takes you to read this post, Korean President Kim Jong Il will have shot a round of perfect golf, written several critically-acclaimed novels, and successfully communed with the ghost of Elvis—who, to the sawed-off dictator’s mild shock, will tell him that “Blue Suede Shoes” was actually an extended metaphor for the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor and the subsequent US response, and that “we Yankees ain’t
Former CBS anchorman Dan Rather takes a commuter flight from DC to New York
United Airlines counter attendant: “Any baggage today, Mr Rather?” Rather: “”Yes, I have baggage. I have the baggage of being a graduate of the journalism school of South Vietnam.†* United Airlines counter attendant: United Airlines counter attendant: “Uh, okay.” United Airlines counter attendant: “Well, I’m fairly certain self-importance and unintended self-parody are considered carry-on items. So you should be good to go, sir.” **** (h/t Martin; see also, Hot
“Widening Into War?: The Israeli Response in Lebanon and Gaza”
Constant updates at Pajamas Media and Hot Air, where Allah uses wire reports to confirm Debka’s earlier report that “Iran’s national security adviser Ali Larijani flies to Damascus aboad special military plane Wednesday night as war tension builds…. Iranian air force, missile units and navy are also on high alert…. Israel began calling up an armored division, air crews and technicians from the reserves Wednesday night.” The Iran-Syria defense pact.
A brief reply to “right-leaning civil libertarian” Glenn Greenwald (UPDATED)i
Originally posted in the comments to this QandO post: Ah, Greenwald. You and Mona may have duped [QandO’s Jon] Henke, but I see through you, buddy. You’re the blogosphere equivalent of The Monkees  only without Nesmith’s talent or Davey Jones’ boyish good looks. You write: And the purpose of linking to the Sadly, No post was to demonstrate that the Grand Victim of the Weekend himself, Jeff Goldstein, routinely
The “A Bush Kultist fends off his singular moment of existential crisis” poem
for Glenn Greenwald**** “One time, drunk on Scotch and heavy with crab bisque, I found myself wondering, Why do the terrorists hate us so? “But then I sat up straight, shook it off, and had my butler fetch me a ripe homo, Whom I promptly condemned to hell.” —written on a yacht piloted by laughably underpaid Haitians, July 11, 4:22 PM
Watership Up?
From the August/September Reason (print edition): Doctors at the Institute for Regenerative Medicine at Wake Forest University report success in regrowing healthy cells for diseased rabbit penises. Researchers say the process could pave the way for treating impotence in human beings. —Which, while swell news for impotent males, is nevertheless a bummer for the French, who have long considered diseased rabbit penises something of a delicacy. Or am I’m thinking
a CITIZEN JOURNALIST reports from battleground, USA, 2
So I’m out for a walk with my kid a few minutes ago when swear I see Kofi Annan at the playground near my house, arbitrating a dispute between two teenagers over an ounce of Boléia (or maybe Acapulco red—I was too far away to tell). Which, yes, I realize that seems highly improbable—until, that is, you factor in that the dispute escalated into a gun fight, and that the
“DCCC Uses Dead Soldiers to Raise Money”
From Red State: The Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee has a new fundraising pitch going out. It uses September 11th and our troops to raise money. But, instead of using those images to show Democrats would be tougher on terrorists and make America more secure, it uses pictures of dead soldiers in their flag draped coffins and the subtle threat of harm from September 11th to make a threat to the
