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a CITIZEN JOURNALIST reports from battleground, USA, 2

So I’m out for a walk with my kid a few minutes ago when swear I see Kofi Annan at the playground near my house, arbitrating a dispute between two teenagers over an ounce of Boléia (or maybe Acapulco red—I was too far away to tell). 

Which, yes, I realize that seems highly improbable—until, that is, you factor in that the dispute escalated into a gun fight, and that the guy who I could swear was Kofi Annan ran and hid behind a Russian Willow, waited for the shooting to stop, and then issued a statement condemning Israel.

Circumstantial evidence, sure.  But intriguing nevertheless, no?

Developing…

75 Replies to “a CITIZEN JOURNALIST reports from battleground, USA, 2”

  1. Dan Collins says:

    You saw that?  I thought the guy looked like Morgan Freeman.  Till I heard him open his yap.

  2. Robb Allen says:

    Pardon me, but what the @!#$ is “Boléia” and “Acapulco red”? Sounds like expensive wine to me.

  3. There’s a guy exactly like that in every city, and two in Manhattan.

  4. mojo says:

    Well, there goes the neighborhood…

    SB: able

    baker

  5. Sticky B says:

    So one of these teens was wearing a yarmulke and the other was wearing a picnic tablecloth or what?

  6. Frogbrother says:

    Just curious… could you possible inject a little more sarcasm into this story?  It’s just not biting enough!

    rasberry

  7. Defense Guy says:

    Good to know Koffi is hard at work for the American taxpayer, ensuring a return on our investment one bong hit at a time.

  8. Good Lt says:

    Just an ounce?  smile

    TW: effect, as in The UN has no on international stability.

  9. Jay says:

    What a coincidence.

    I’m hoping to get some Acapulco red for Fitzmas.

    By the way, when is that supposed to happen?

  10. Pablo says:

    The judge don’t know when Red’s in town

    He keeps well hidden underground

    But everybody’s acting lazy

    Falling out and hangin’ ‘round

    My woman said, “Hey Pedro Pablo

    you’re actin’ crazy like a clown”

    Nobody feels like working

    Panama Acapulco Red is back in town

  11. Carin says:

    If Koffi sends out some of his peacekeepers, it’s time to take the kid home, if you kwim.

  12. Mr. Goldstien?

    Most of your comments here are about Politics.  THIS is about Politics.  You’all underestimate my Legal Know-how:

    http://tinseltowncoldcase.blogspot.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/mariognitrini111

    Wednesday, July 12, 2006

    Cheryl Shuman, Patterico (AKA) Patrick Frey, Pellicano, BUT NO?

    Cheryl Shuman, Patterico, Pellicano,

    But NO LAPD Captain Jeri Weinstien?

    And not some of My Legal Documents

    from The OJ Simpson Case?

    Cheryl Shuman,

    Cheryl Shuman: Katie Couric, Stone Phillips-NBC Today Show Vintage Appearance

    Has Blogged

    IAnthony Pellicano “Uses” Chuck Phillips at the LA Times

    11 hours ago by Anthony Pellicano Victims

    Maybe Paul Barresi can also tell everyone about his Illegal deals with Bert

    Fields and others and His Agreement with news Media Commentator Aphrodite Jones

    concerning The Anthony Pellicano Federal Indictment, and other Illegal things? …

    Anthony Pellicano Victims – http://anthonypellicanovictims.blogspot.com

    [ More results from Anthony Pellicano Victims ]

    Wednesday, July 12, 2006

    Anthony Pellicano “Uses” Chuck Phillips at the L.A. Times

    Cheryl Shuman: Anthony Pellicano, Steven Seagal, Marty Singer, Julius Nasso and The Gambino Crime Family–Bloated Seagal

    Steven Seagal

    Tied to Anthony Pellicano

    and the Gambino Crime Family

    Photo Courtesy of http://www.CherylShuman.com

    Click on Photo for Original Link to Article

    It is better to be envied than pitied.

    Herodotus (484 BC – 430 BC), The Histories of Herodotus

    Attack Dogs of LA Law

    Saturday, June 17, 2006

    Anthony Pellicano

    “USES” Chuck Philips for P.R. purposes at The Los Angeles Times.

    Scumbag Chuck

    “The Duck” Philips

    Los Angeles Times Pulitzer Prize ?????? Winning Staff Writer Chuck Philips got/get’s many scoops about Pellicano’s clients, That’s for sure. Coincidence? No Way. Philips tells the truth? NO WAY. Chuck Philips is an Illegal LIAR and MORE? FOR SURE.

    Now this man Paul Barresi:

    goes around, Blah, Blah, Blah in lot’s of places.

    Here’s an example on The Wall Street Journal law blog:

    Comments:

    Secretly taped audio taped coversations between Anthony Pellicano and Nationa Enquirer reporter, Jim Mitteager. Passages below take from cashe of tapes subpoened by US Attorney.

    12-93

    MITTEAGER: Well, you knowÿâ?ÿYou could have moved. See, if we coordinate, Anthony. We need to coordinate better . At the point that she (Mary Anne Norbaum, Globe reporter) calls up your (secretary) trying to set up the lunch, is the point where you could have moved.

    PELLICANO: We got her (Globe reporter, Mary Anne Norbaum) on tape. We got her on tape when she called her apartment that night, you understand? We got her on tape.

    MITTEAGER: Are you going to sue the Globe?

    PELLICANO: I donÿâ?â?t know what Iÿâ?â?m going to do yet, but Mary Anne Norbaumÿâ?â?s life is going to be made miserable, I can tell you that.

    (laughter)

    08-94

    PELLICANO: Iÿâ?â?ll tell you why, in person, but I know for a fact all about him. Iÿâ?â?m investigating certain people who are in the tabloids, right?

    MITTEAGER: Right.

    PELLICANO: Figure it out for yourself.

    MITTEGER: Okay, well there is more to that

    PELLICANO: There is lots of conversation at that time. I didn’t know who the fÿâ?â it wasÿâ?ÿIt (the phone number) was under the name of A.E. Butterfield who turns out to be his father. Okay?

    Comment by Paul Barresi – June 13, 2006 at 10:21 am

    Maybe Paul Barresi can also tell everyone about his Illegal deals with Bert Fields and others and His Agreement with news Media Commentator Aphrodite Jones concerning The Anthony Pellicano Federal Indictment, and other Illegal things? I’d like to hear, AGAIN.

    Comment by Mario G. Nitrini 111 – June 13, 2006 at 11:38 am

    Now, Paul Barresi Bad-Talks quite a few people. Why didn’t Paul Barresi address me? I sense a yellow stripe down Paul Barrresi’s back. “CLUCK.”

    posted by Anthony Pellicano Victims at 12:07 AM

    with Most of a post from My Blog

    http://tinseltowncoldcase.blogspot.com/

    But WHY?  Did Ms. Shuman leave out what I said about LAPD Captain Jeri Weinstien on this same blog post of mine?  I GOT A PRETTY GOOD IDEA………….

    Maybe Ms. Cheryl Shuman would like to elaborate why she left out LAPD Captain Jeri Weinstien from her/this blog post. 

    Could it also have to do with Patterico?  (AKA) Los Angeles County Assistant District Attorney Patrick Frey, AND MORE?

    And why did Cheryl Shuman Leave My Legal Documents out?

    Now please everyone, understand, ANYONE in The World is welcome to post ANY Word of ANY post that I have ever made.  That’s fine with me.  I have “NOTHING” to Hide.

    Why did Ms Shuman leave certain items out?  I myself would like to hear and see her tell eveyone.  BUT, DON’T HOLD YOUR BREATH.

    MarioGeorgeNitrini111

    mariogeorgenitrini111

    ____________________________

    The OJ Simpson Case

  13. Big E says:

    Pablo,

    The New Riders of the Purple Sage are reformed and on tour right now.  You can find some of their new shows to download on the etree bittorrent site if you are a fan.

    My friend inherited the Panama Red LP from his older brother and we used it as a designated rolling and grooming surface for years.  Great record with sweet cover art. 

    And for the record?  It’s Acapulco Gold.

  14. David R. Block says:

    Hey Nitrini,

    It’s not all about you. If people want to go visit your bloggy, they can click on your name. But abusing Jeff’s bandwidth with your self-important blather only gets you the wrong kind of reputation in these parts: sanctimonious twit.

    Consider this an early Fitzmas present.

  15. dicentra says:

    Rats. We got another one off its lithium.

    Dude, when you hit a manic phase, that’s when the lithium does its best work. Pills are your friends.

  16. ahem says:

    mario: Look, I checked into your mythical Mr Bear Baby Whateverthehellitwas scandal, but it doesn’t exist outside your mind. And I agree with you; there is something very, very wrong with Stone Philips–I think it’s his hair–but, otherwise, it just looks like you’re pimping your web site. Am I wrong?

  17. Chairman Me says:

    UN officials at a playground? Aren’t they suppose to stay 300 feet away.

  18. Chairman Me says:

    Oh, and when will you be banning Mario?

  19. Is everyone coming over to Shrek’s house, now?

  20. twolaneflash says:

    Would someone just take a Thai-stick and beat the be-Jesus into mario111?  He’s reading like mario666.  And it’s ya’ll mario, not you’all. 

    What a buzz-killer!

    Pass the bong, please.

    TW: sense, as in Hey ya’ll, Mario doesn’t have a lick of.

  21. David R. Brock,

    You’re TOO KIND.

    twolaneflash?  Beat “WHAT? into me?  I would doubt very much anyone here has the gut’s.

    Ahem, You checked into Mr. Bath Bear?  And found it was “MYTHICAL”?  Sounds like what Certain LAPD Detective’s and LADA Investigators would say, along with other people in Government Agencies.  Have you been talking to Anyone in ANY Government Agencies about Mr. Bath Bear? 

    Of all the people that post here, you are the only one that I felt Really Cared for children.  SAD.

    I am Not “PIMPING” my website, as you call it, I am trying to bring Attention to what is happening with Certain Situations, and Expose Criminal’s, Like:

    LAPD RHD Detective Ronald Y. Ito

    LAPD Captain Jeri Weinstien

    Former Los Angeles District Attorney Gil Garcetti

    Mr. Bath Bear Owner Dennis Geselowitz

    And the List goes on and on and on…………..

    MarioGeorgenitrini111

    Mariogeorgenitrini111

    ______________________

    The OJ Simpson Case

  22. McGehee says:

    And the List goes on and on and on…………..

    Ooh! Add me! Add me!

  23. Lisa says:

    Ha ha ha, you know that just makes me make a mental note NEVER to visit your website or click on your name or anything wink – nice going and thanks for keeping me from wasting my time looking at your drivel.

  24. capt joe says:

    jeff have you left out the moonbat catnip again?

    Another infestation. At least this one is amusing rather than offensive and stupid.

  25. Drumwaster says:

    And the List goes on and on and on…………..

    Reminds me of the pranks we would pull on newbies in the military…

    Hee.

    Thanks for the laugh, you sanctimonious twit.

    (Not you, McGehee.)

    TW: You can lead a moonbat toward sanity, but you can’t make him think.

  26. Your Welcome Lisa.

    McGehee?

    And What Crimes did you commit?  So you can be added to the “List”? 

    Did You Illegally Help Anthony Pellicano in some fashion?

    Were you ever Illegally Involved with LAPD RHD Detective Ronald Y. Ito?

    Or is it something Else?

    MarioGeorgeNitrini111

    mariogeorgenitrini111

    ________

    The OJ Simpson Case

  27. PMain says:

    MGN111,

    The LAPD corrupt, tell me you’re joking.

  28. Chairman Me?

    Why would Mr. Goldstein “Ban” me from his Website?

    MarioGeorgeNitrini111

    mariogeorgenitrini111

    ___________________________

    The OJ Simpson Case

  29. Anybody but me remember the Sesame Street skit some years ago (way pre-9/11) in which Koffi Annan (the real one, not a muppet, though I suppose the difference matters only to another muppet) shows up to arbitrate between a bunch of muppets having an argument? At the time, in my then-unenlightened state, I thought it was (a) pretty cool that the Secretary General of the United Nations would turn up on Sesame Street, and (b) pretty suspicious that he’d have the time.

  30. Bender says:

    And speaking of a Russian Willow, ladies and gentlemen, let’s pause for a moment for:  Deep Thoughts, by Mikhail Gorbachev.

    “Americans have a severe disease — worse than AIDS. It’s called the winner’s complex.”

    Yes, that’s “worse than AIDS.” Something called “the winner’s complex” is worse than AIDS, the uncurable disease that has killed 25 million people in the last 25 years.

    Hey, I’ll grant that it’s worse than Winners Simplex, but that’s about it.

    TW: Gorby should chiggity-check himself before he wrecks himself.

  31. twolaneflash says:

    Geez, Mario, follow the thread and think in layers.  Your paranoia is coozing.

    Thai stick

    bejesus: (n) A substance found in the human body that determines how close one is to becoming Jesus

  32. Bender says:

    Hey, Mario, Deb Frisch called.  She wants her firm grip on reality back.  And her cogent literary style.

  33. 6Gun says:

    mariogeorgenitrini111, if I said you were utterly irrelevant, would you insult me too?  Please?

  34. PMain

    Please start here:

    http://tinseltowncoldcase.blogspot.com/

    with Some of

    My Legal Documents from The OJ Simpson Case.

    MarioGeorgeNitrini111

    mariogeorgenitrini111

  35. Bender,

    Since you must have talked to Deb Frisch, if you could please tell her, I DON’T WANT TO TALK TO HER.

    Thank you Bender.

    twolaneflash,

    with what has happened to me because of my personal Involvement in The OJ Simpson Case, it’s best for me to take “EVERYTHING” Serious, “EVERYTHING.”

    6Gun?  NO, I will not insult you back.

    MarioGeorgeNitrini111

    mariogeorgenitrini111

  36. TomB says:

    Mario, just why are you here?

  37. Dan Collins says:

    mario–

    Why don’t you address the situation with the Killer Eggs?  I thought you cared about the children.

    Dr. Heimlich

    Nestle

    Angela Lansbury

    The list goes on and on.

    See my blog at http://www.eggsareevil.org

  38. Dan Collins says:

    It’s true.  I got a DUI in Iowa in 1986.  Frey won’t listen to me.  Whom are you protecting, “Patterico”?

  39. Dan Collins says:

    Also, actus is a lawyer.  Do you think he wants to help?  No.

  40. Pablo says:

    Big E sez:

    The New Riders of the Purple Sage are reformed and on tour right now.

    I did not know that, but now I see that they’re coming close and soon. Sweet!

  41. McGehee says:

    And What Crimes did you commit?

    I once picked my feet in Poughkeepsie. True story.

  42. Frogbrother says:

    And the List goes on and on and on…………..

    Yes, but does it go ‘till the break of dawn?

  43. Mr. Dan Collins,

    What does this mean?  “Frey won’t listen to me.  Whom are you protecting, “Patterico”?”

    Mr. Collins? did I ask for a Lawyers Help?  NO.  Do you know how many Lawyers in the world I trust 100%? >>>>>>>> NONE, ZEROOOOOOOOOOOO.

    MarioGeorgeNitrini111

    mariogeorgenitrini111

    _________________________

    The OJ Simpson Case

  44. Dan Collins says:

    Mr. Genitrini,

    These people here aren’t going to help us.  They’re all nihilists, just out for cheap thrills.  I recommend that you check out http://www.sadlyno.com.  Those people actually care about other people.

    Best,

    Dan Collins

  45. kelly says:

    Good gawd, mario, have a little bit of self-respect and drop this public masturbation act.

    It’s tawdry.

  46. runninrebel says:

    I kind of like it.

  47. Good Lt says:

    kelly –

    No, no – let him/her/it go! Its like watching a hamster who just ate speed. It keeps running around in circles and occasionally hits the wall with an amusing “thud.”

    It’s SOOO cute!! Who’sagoodlittlemousyliberal? You are!

    TW: It’s possible that this Mario-troll is actually Glen Greenwald.

  48. McGehee says:

    And I also routinely exhibit excessive kinetic energy according to the standards specified by signage erected by the Georgia Department of Transportation.

  49. Wes says:

    Dan’s right, Mr. Nitring.  Nothing but cock-slapping bastards hanging around these parts.  The gentle folk at <a href=”http://sadlyno.com” target=”_blank”> are much more likely to help the case.

    Stay strong!

  50. Paul says:

    Is this another parody? It’s brilliant.

    Vercingetorix, you magnificent bastard!

  51. McGehee says:

    And I’ve been known to slaughter innocent men, women and children by the millions if I’ve had a bad day at the office.

    …that is against the law, right…?

  52. Chuck says:

    If true, it would the most constructive thing Koffi has ever done

  53. Rob Crawford says:

    Mario, just why are you here?

    Because he’s a paranoid with an obsession and he wants to share it with all of us. There’s no way to get rid of that type once they’ve come around. Go ask Steve Verdon about “Lillith” and “methane hydrates”; he’ll tell you some horror stories.

    Only way to get rid of them is banning. Mocking them just gets you added to their list of villains and eggs them on; it’s impossible to reason with them because—frankly—they’re insane.

  54. TODD says:

    Thanks Mario For the “print and wipe” material…..

  55. TomB says:

    Mario, just why are you here?

    they’re insane.

    I need a better reason.

    I’m here and I’m insane.

    Heck, I thought that was a prerequisite.

  56. UN officials at a playground? Aren’t they suppose to stay 300 feet away.

    Zing!!

    TW: got moonbat?

  57. ahem says:

    Mario:

    Before Jeff bans you, do you mind telling me if OJ has made any progress in his search for the guy who butchered his wife? Just whisper it in my ear. I won’t say a word to anyone else.

  58. Thanks to all of you for your comments.

    I have been called insane many times.  No problem for me.

    Paranoid?  I’m very Careful.

    Mr. Rob Crawford, why would Mr. Goldstein want to “BAN” me from his website for wanting to help children that were victimized by The Mr. Bath Bear Product and Legally expose Wrongdoers?

    Good Lt?  I’m NOT Glen Greenwald.  I’m Mario George Nitrini the Third.

    Dan and Wes?  Thanks for the tip, but NO THANKS.

    Todd?  Your welcome.

    MarioGeorgeNitrini111

    mariogeorgenitrini111

    __________

    The OJ Simpson Case

  59. ahem says:

    Mario: I don’t think you’re insane; I’m not feeling too well myself. Give us link to the Mr. Bath Bear product.

  60. Ahem,

    OJ Simpson is playing a chess game with lot’s of people.

    OJ Simpson is Guilty of murder and he had help from someone(s) else killing Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman.

    My Ex-in-law, Rocky Bateman, Un-loaded Simpson’s missing bag and it’s contents in a lake, and also disposed of a few more things for OJ Simpson, with help from a few others like Anthony Pellicano.

    Why would Mr. Goldstein want to “BAN” me from His website?

    MarioGeorgeNitrini111

    mariogeorgenitrini111

    _____

    The OJ Simpson Case

  61. mojo says:

    Hey 6gun –

    I’ll insulta ya any time. Least I can do, y’know?

    SB: turned

    slowly I

  62. Ahem, Thanks, I am Legally Intense.

    There is no link to The Mr. Bath Bear Product.  What I have brought out, just to start now, are the 2 picture’s on My “My Space” website.

    But, what I will start to bring out are invoices of companies that sold the product, Ect….

    Here is what some of the writing on the back of “The Mr Bath Bear Box as I’m looking at it right now:

    Mr. Bath Bear

    Kids Run For The Tub

    A Division of Perkit Company

    7311 Varna Avenue,

    North Hollywood, California 91605

    (818) 764-6833 Fax (818) 764-1341

    MarioGeorgeNitrini111

    mariogeorgenitrini111

    _______

    The OJ Simpson Case

  63. ahem says:

    Mario: You interest me. Did the police ever interview Rocky Bateman? Do they know of his claim? That sounds pretty serious to me.

    Also, what happened with Mr. Bath Bear? Is he a dangerous toy or something? I’d imagine the Consumer Protection Agency would have sent out a bulletin on it if it were important.

    Jeff might want to ban you because you’re sucking up his bandwidth, but maybe not.

  64. N. O'Brain says:

    Mr. Nitrini, I second the suggestion of Dan Colllins:

    http://www.sadlyno.com.

    Did you know that Patterico posts over there?

    tw: man, as in man oh

  65. Good Lt says:

    Good Lt?  I’m NOT Glen Greenwald.  I’m Mario George Nitrini the Third.

    I was kidding. You make much less sense than Greenwald. That isn’t possible, but you manage to pull it off nicely.

    By his name ye shall know him!

    tw: Who says moonbats aren’t funny?

  66. Ahem,

    Back in November and December of 1994, according to Detective Ronald Y. Ito, he went looking for Rocky Bateman.  Rocky got wind of it and split to Oklahoma with Financial help from OJ Simpson.  This situation with Rocky is Long and Involved, and both Sides duing the OJ Simpson Case Criminal trial, Covered Rocky up.  I personally lived it, It’s unreal.

    The Mr. Bath Bear Company went Belly-up.  Dennis Geselowitz, the owner of Mr. Bath Bear, Illegally did MANY People Wrong.  I have no idea if the Consumer Protection Agency did anything about The Mr. Bath Bear Toy.  It was such a cover-up.

    If I am costing Mr Goldstein Money and it’s a problem for him with me posting on his website, I will pay for it.  He can let me know.

    MarioGeorgeNitrini111

    mariogeorgenitrini111

    ______

    The OJ Simpson Case

  67. N. O’Brain?

    Thanks for telling me that Patterico Posts on this website. 

    http://www.sadlyno.com.

    NOW FOR SURE I “WON’T” POST THERE.

    Patrick Frey says I Stalk him (What a Baby). I wouldn’t want Mr Frey to be Crying-The-Blues that I’m Staking him if I post on that website.

    MarioGeorgeNitrini111

    mariogeorgenitrini111

    ____

    The OJ Simpson Case

  68. ahem says:

    Mario: Thanks.

  69. Your Welcome Ahem

    MarioGeorgeNitrini111

    mariogeorgenitrini111

    _____

    The OJ Simpson Case

  70. Rob Crawford says:

    See?

    Methane hydrates all over again.

  71. Lance Ito says:

    Damn.

    I was climbing into the tub with my bath bear and hit my foot on a satchel hidden under the suds.

    Where’s decent detective when I need one?

  72. Matt, Esq. says:

    Dude, when I clicked on the comments, I expected much mocking of Kofi and the UN (something I am very much in favor of).  Instead, I’m reading about Mr.Bath Bear and OJ Simpson.  Clearly, something went terribly wrong with this thread.  Can somebody help ?

  73. Blitz says:

    Jeff?? I know I’m only a lowly sub-minion,hell,I’m really only a bottom feeder(NO GAY JOKES please)but this Mario puke is really only wasting bandwith…would you please ban his ass into oblivion?

    TW:anser.I have an answer for him,but it involves a cluebat

  74. Blitz says:

    well hell,I spelled it right in the Spam space!!

  75. Hello Mario and others,

    I just found you on here, if you’d like to speak to me or contact me, I’m happy to help you in any way I can.

    I know that there are many other victims out there from Anthony Pellicano and other corrupt police officers and power brokers in Hollywood.

    Over a decade ago, I was the first person to go on record for the abuse and harrassment dealt out by Anthony Pellicano. This included getting a restraining order against Seagal and his thugs. Although they have long denied it, Marty Singer, Julius Nasso and Steven Seagal hired Pellicano to put together a knock down packet and harass not only me, but my family and my two small children.

    There are several stories I could share with you from my car catching on fire when I tried to start it with my children inside to receiving photos of my children with their death certificates and blood splattered on photos of them at their school playground to several instances where I was attacked by “thugs”….. Could it have been someone like A. Proctor that also was hired to attack Anita Busch for covering Seagal’s connections to the mafia?

    Whether it was Proctor or another thug, the method of operation for these guys is quite well known. The sad thing is that very few people have had the courage to speak out. To speak out, you risk your life, your family’s lives, your reputation, career and everything else you can imagine.

    I have been fortunate in that regard. Although I was nearly killed, my name and reputation dragged through the mud, I’m still here. I survived. Now, almost a decade later, the truth is coming out. Many, including Anthony Pellicano and Julius Nasso are serving their time in prison.

    I hope that sharing my experience can help other victims to have the courage to speak out.

    Regards,

    Cheryl Shuman

    http://www.CherylShuman.com

    Email:

    Phone: 310.285.1777

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