According to “Bridget Loves Bernie” producers Arthur Alsberg and William Frye, Bridget really did love Bernie—often times right there on the set, and in one infamous pre-tape incident, from behind, wearing nothing but polished black stormtrooper boots and a silicone strap-on with a two-buckle nylon harness.
March 2005
Ozymandias, revisited?
In his “Memo to: Karen P. Hughes,” executive director of the Washington Institute Robert Satloff suggests a list of do’s and don’ts that the President’s nominee for undersecretary of state for public diplomacy might wish to follow: * Focus on mission, not message: Your job is not to win friends for America. Your job is to support Muslims committed to the political, social, and cultural battle against Islamist extremism and
BREAKING: Jackson Judge rules to allow in previous accusations (updated with link)
via Fox News. Big win for the prosecution. And a big win for media [c]overage of the case, I’d surmise. Developing…
“The yin and yang of intimate interpersonal relationships post, 5” (from the protein wisdom conceptual series)
yin: ”When Harry Met Sally?” yang: “Sure. And after that we can put on the cooking channel, then you can teach me to knit an afghan, then you can cut off my balls. Or maybe we could just watch, say, Bullitt, instead.”
“Appeals Court Upholds Soros Conviction”
Sure, I’m a little late on this, but that kind of thing happens when you’re off fighting for the implementation of the PAGANISTIC LIBERAL AGENDA.* From Forbes: A French appeals court on Thursday upheld George Soros’ conviction for insider trading, which the billionaire investor says has unfairly damaged his reputation. The court also upheld a 2002 fine of 2.2 million euros ($2.9 million at current rates) for the Hungarian-born financier.
An open note to those who insist on calling me a “Christophobe”
I am most certainly not afraid of Christians. In fact, I learned a long time ago that I could smack Christians around at will and take their wallets, and all they’d do in response is turn the other cheek and say a prayer for me. The pious dopes.* **** update: AND NO, I DON’T NEED ANY AMWAY ALL-PURPOSE LIQUID CLEANER!
egg-actly
And remember: nothing says “resurrected Jew” better than a nice big plate of ham!
The Schiavo Divide
Reynolds: […] I don’t think that America is in danger of being taken over by religious Zealots, constituting an American Taliban and bent on establishing theocracy. I think that […] the people that Mickey Kaus is calling “pro-tubists” are well-meaning, sincere, and possessed of an earnest desire to do good. I don’t think that they’re nascent Mullah Omars, and I think that calling them that just makes the problem worse.
Odd, Ends
1. Thanks so much to John Beck for the Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia DVD. This is one of my absolute favorite Peckinpah flicks, and if you haven’t yet seen it you’re really missing out.* 2. My wife is readying the site for migration over to our new host. Don’t know if we’ll be moving this weekend or next, but either way, posting here is likely to be
University of Colorado Ethnic Studies professor and anti-American firebrand Ward Churchill and 70s Kung-fu expert and counterculture icon Billy Jack discuss the nature of perception and the intersection of memory and identity
“This so-called ‘investigation’ into my heritage and scholarship is nothing but a transparent broadside against my character—payback by the white academic establishment for my having spent years stripping the hides off America’s convenient narratives to lay bare the stark colonialist skeletons underneath. I am who my grandmother said I was, and no sham committee’s ‘findings’ can change that.”* “I hear you, brother. When I was a kid, my grandmother told
