Got a Hoosiers DVD I’m looking to divest myself of. Like new. First $5 takes it. Drop a note in the comments section or email me. update: Until the DVD is gone, try to hold off commenting on this post; I don’t want anyone who might be interested in the movie to miss about because they see a comment and assume the DVD has already been claimed. To those of
March 20, 2005
March 20, 2005
Scenes from my driveway, continued x 54
Deadbeat neighbor: “Good morning! Happy first day of spring to you!” Me: “Is it spring already? Wow. Where does the time go?” Deadbeat neighbor: “Well, uh… Me: “– That was a rhetorical question.” Deadbeat neighbor: “Oh. Whew! Thank goodness.” Me: Deadbeat neighbor: Me: Deadbeat neighbor: “Er, what’s a rhetorical question again…?” Me: “Skip it. Say, is that my newspaper…?”
March 20, 2005
The “Were Dirty Harry a crazy leftist” poem
Were Dirty Harry a crazy leftist, that Scorpio fellow who hijacked the school bus would be out on parole now, eating flank steak & renting The Incredibles on DVD.