Deadbeat neighbor: “Man, when I was out here yesterday in my t-shirt and sandals, I never thought I’d be spending today shoveling 4 inches of snow off the sidewalk.” Me: “8 inches, actually.” Deadbeat neighbor: “No, 4 inches. Just heard it on the news.” Me: “Uh huh. But if you want to use my shovel, you’re going to have to clear my walk, too. And 4 plus 4 makes 8…”
March 13, 2005
March 13, 2005
BREAKING: FOXNEWS WASHINGTON EDITOR BRIT HUME RESISTS LATEST WAVE OF PRESSURE FROM LEFTWING MEDIA WATCHDOGS TO RESIGN HIS POST, DECIDES INSTEAD TO “DO A LITTLE GOLFING”; A DETERMINED AND ANGRY OLIVER WILLIS DISMISSES HUME’S LATEST AFFRONT TO TRUTH AS “RIGHTWING ARROGANCE,” NOTES THAT “BRIT CAN RUN, BUT HE CAN’T HIDE. WHEREAS IN MY CASE, I CAN DO NEITHER. BUT THAT’S JUST TOO MANY PULLED PORK SANDWICHES.”
Meanwhile, in less important news Iran has urged the US to offer it further incentives to resolve the dispute over its nuclear programme. The US should unblock frozen Iranian assets, lift sanctions and stop “hostile measures”, a senior Iranian negotiator told BBC News. President George W Bush announced a major change in US policy on Friday. He said the US would back European talks to resolve the stand-off and, unlike
March 13, 2005
Creating new terrorists: Chimpy McHitlerBurton’s smirky rodeo ride through history continues, #10
From the AP: Ukraine withdrew 150 servicemen from Iraq (news – web sites) on Saturday, beginning a gradual pullout, as Shiite and Kurdish politicians refined plans to form a coalition government that officials said includes an agreement not to turn the country into an Islamic state. […] In political developments, the country’s main Shiite and Kurdish coalitions were putting the finishing touches on an agreement they hope to sign on