Elizabeth: “I read somewhere that dolphins are like, really smart. So, y’know, there’s always that.”* update: “…and in a pinch, I can probably suckle a dozen or so people myself. My breasts are that fantastic.”
March 30, 2005
March 30, 2005
BREAKING: FEDERAL APPEALS COURT DENIES NEW SCHIAVO HEARING
via FOXNews I’ve said on numerous occasions now that were Terri Schiavo my daughter, I’d be storming the hospice with a bottle of Gatorade and a box of donuts. I’d force the cops to shoot me or put me down with a taser gun, if only to draw more attention and sympathy to my cause. But in so doing, I’d be aware that I am breaking the law, which ruled,
March 30, 2005
Film reviews in five words or less, #23
Assassination Tango (2002) Stars Robert Duvall, Rubén Blades, Kathy Baker, Frank Gio, and Luciana Pedraza. Five words or less review: Now those are some legs…* *highly recommended quirky character study
March 30, 2005
Slouching toward dementia, 7 (or, my scissors talk to me again)
Before you start trimming that scraggly-ass beard of yours, I should make it clear to you that I am very pro-Terri. So, y’know—you might want to factor that into the grooming equation, death merchant…
March 30, 2005
Q: What would Jesus do?
A: Evidently, take me off his blog roll. For now. Later? FIRE AND BRIMSTONE, BABY! Oh well. At least I’m in good company… **** update: BECAUSE OF THE HYPOCRISY! **** update 2: Normally, I’m a Guinness guy. But under the circumstances? Let’s do red wine…*
March 30, 2005
Johnnie Cochran dead at 67
No cause of death given in the earliest reports. **** update: “Cochran died of a brain disorder in Los Angeles, said law partner Randy McMurray” (thanks Allah).