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Pretty Jeff. Did you lay it yourself?
To think, my son came out of one of those. The mind boggles.
Right back atcha!
Hopefully it said ‘Happy Birthday’ at least. ‘Cause ‘Happy Easter’ would have really been ironic.
Thats better.. Consider yourself blessed.
As to the ham: Most observant Christians forego the honey glaze on this day.
And dairy products.. dont forget the dairy products on the table at the same time… and green beans with a big ole chunk of pork fat in them… whoooeee now that some good goy eats !
Happy Easter !
-Baboon Savant
oops.. that wasnt exactly The Lord Thy God speaking directly… that was…ummm
The Lord Thy God speaking THROUGH ME…
ya..thats the ticket…
Jeff.. Is that egg shown in actual size ? ‘Cuz I mean, thats the size of an Ostrich egg.. That must have been totally uncomfortable to lay.. My sympathy to your wife…
Funny… My far left wing radical ex-wife, that is also a lesbian and a practicing Wiccan, is celebrating today with a big ham dinner with all of the trimmings.. There’s irony for you..
“My far left wing radical ex-wife, that is also a lesbian and a practicing Wiccan”
Wow. Was it something you said?
Myopist, it’s more likely something Baboon DID…or, perhaps, didn’t do…
Happy Easter one and all.
Later,
bbeck
That probably means you’re a Martian, Jeff. Edgar Rice Burroughs knows all about your egg-laying kind.
Gail – you might have something there. There was a second landing site – east of Area 51 – at Mummy Mountain, CO!
Happy Easter everyone!
It’s a damn shame all the tastiest animals are “unclean”. Just leaves more for me to devour. The only thing better than ham would be a big, succulent Easter lobster.
You’re just asking for trouble from Crustaceans for Christ.
Yeah, but put one of them in the Christer (TM) for a couple of hours and you’ve gotcha one fine paschal chowdown.
Did anyone else out there read the ER Burroughs Barsoom series when they were kids? I ate it up. (Especially liked Jeff Goldstein, Prince of Mars.) Never much cared for the Tarzan books, though.
Awww, thanks Jeff!
…and I didn’t get you anything…
Turing = account, as in “Hey! I just had “account” as a Turing word the other day!”
Bbeck,
Court documents cited ‘poor Tribbing skills’ as the primary complaint of the Plaintiff.
Go figure.. I didnt even know what tribbing meant until I came to PW..
-Baboon Savant
Speaking of ham. What’s muddy and brings eggs?
The Easter Pig.
Wow! From the way Christians are getting bashed here today, thought I was reading wardchurchill.org or something.
I’m pretty sure alphababoon will burn in hell for his comments… not to be judgmental or anything.
Meanwhile, I want to wish the Say Anything girl the happiest of Easters! Her luscious orbs in that colorful bikini top remind me that I’ve yet to milk the cow or dye my eggs today. I dedicate my Easter ham to you, young lady. Because you’ve earned it.
LOL, Baboon, I don’t know what that means, either, but I don’t think it takes a rocket scientist to figure it out given the context…
Later,
bbeck
Everyone who visits PW must learn the meaning of tribbing. Go immediately to the Urban Dictionary. It’s a rite de passage.
Tribbing = fun, and that’s pretty much all you need to know.
Well, that, and “clamjousting.”
How about “clamjousting” on my own petard?
Teach tribbing to the tribbles – no troubles!
Well, goldarn! Me and the missus was tribbin’ last night, and it was the funniest thang!! She was tha onliest one that was gittin’ anythang out of it!!
Here’s my Easter greetings to you all…probably NSFW.
TvG,
I’m not sure what to make of that, but do you know the etymology of the word ’petard‘ . It derives from the words in Latin, French & Greek for “ To Break Wind” or “ To expel intestinal gas”. Of course modern usage doesnt mean anything of the sort but I thought that might be interesting to a lover of words.
You have to clamjoust from the opposite side to get to the petard.
‘Resurrected Jew / Plate of Ham’
If I had either an art tablet or art skillz,
“Jesus Holding a Plate of Ham”
”Hillshire Farm Country Smoked Spiral Cut Ham –
Tastes So Good, I came back from the dead for it.”
Which is sacriligious, but in a good way.
I hope.
I teach 5th grade Sunday School – my previous gig was in the kindergarten class but the pastor objected to my characterization of ‘Easter’ as the time we celebrate the occasion of Jesus finding his pet rabbit after it had disappeared in the desert and Jesus spent 40 days looking for it.
Which accounts for both Jesus’s presence and the Easter eggs in the story without mixing cultural traditions.
But the Pastor wasn’t too keen on young ones learning this tale. So now it’s me and fifth graders – who seem amazed to learn that almost all the action in the Bible takes place in an area no larger than Southern New Jersey.
Alright you fart freaks, check this out. And a big kiss for anyone who knows a Le Petomane in the movies.
Ethical dilemma time. To cross post or not to cross post? Is cross posting lame-ass? Do I want to do a lame-ass thing just to get a laugh on my own website?<thinking.thinking> Yep. Guess so.
Washington! Jefferson! Lincoln! LePetomane!
Sean M. You win the big kiss on PW. Craig C won on my site. :^*