From the BBC: Iran has rejected a new US policy offering economic incentives to the Islamic state to give up its nuclear enrichment programme. “No pressure, bribe or threat can make Iran give up its legitimate right” to use nuclear technology for peaceful purposes, said an Iranian spokesman. President George W Bush announced the major change in US policy on Friday. He said the US would back European talks to
March 12, 2005
March 12, 2005
Iran to U.S. and Europe: “Take those carrots and shove them straight up your ASSES, western Satans!”
March 12, 2005
Another question for my Levis
me: “I was thinking about maybe rolling up my cuffs –” Levis: “—No. Absolutely not.” me: “But why not? James Dean used to wear his pants rolled –” Levis: “– Sure. And when you get better-looking and can pull off a smoldering angst face, then we’ll talk. In the meantime though you’d just look short and mildly retarded. And I’m pretty sure that’s not what you’re going for.”
March 12, 2005
The friend of my enemy is my enemy
Interesting bit from the Weekly Standard‘s “Scrapbook,” March 14: Saddam’s Two Favorite Countries No surprises, here. Agence France Presse reports that Jordan-based lawyer Ziad Khassawneh—one of the defense attorneys who’ve been recruited to defend Saddam Hussein against prospective criminal prosecution by the new Iraqi government—made a good-will mission to Tokyo last week, during which he promised his hosts that Saddam will be “very happy” should Japan decide to withdraw its
March 12, 2005
Um, it’s Friday. Did you forget about the armadillo, Jeff?
Fact: if you drank a half-bottle of cherry Nyquil and ate through an entire 3.78 liter ziploc bag filled with Psilocybe mexicana (which poorly-hidden bag contained the remainder of my stash, mind you), you’d be in no condition to dance, either. And that’s before I beat you quite savagely with the thickened end of a broomstick.