Uh huh.  Well this oughtta help things, then… Reached for comment, Kerry communications ferret Howard Wolfson told FOXNews’ Linda Vester:  “So?  Bush can’t even say ‘nuclear’ right!  He says nu-cu-lar!  And Iraqi children DIED!  Chimpychimpychimpy smirksmirksmirk!” Christ.  Who could vote for a candidate run by such pathetic dime store Machiavellians…?

“The Ur Bunny” by John Edwards      I live in the Ur Bunny’s belly.  I nourish and sleep there.  She is kind to me.  She is tender and warm.      The day she came to devour me I saw that her eyes were kind and her teeth gently beveled.  I was not afraid and let her swallow me, whole like a baby carrot.      “You will be safe,” I heard her say as

From the Boston Channel:  “Sexual Harassment Lawsuit Filed Against Bill O’Reilly; TV Talk Show Host Countersues” A producer for Fox News Channel’s Bill O’Reilly is accusing the commentator of forcing her to have telephone sex against her wishes. O’Reilly says the sexual harassment complaint is a politically motivated extortion attempt to embarrass him and the Fox News Channel. The woman, Andrea Mackris, is an associate producer on “The O’Reilly Factor.”

John Kerry:  “Whatever you need, it’s yours.  Need a job?  You got it.  Need a higher living wage? Done.  Need cheap, universal healthcare?  I’m your man.  Need a better education?  Have at it, paid in full.  Relying on social security for your retirement?  I’ll put it in a lock box.  Tax relief?  I can give you that, too.  Want to lose your virginity to a teenage Mexicali hooker and a