Joyce Carol Oates speaks for John Kerry. As does Molly Bloom. But Shannon Elizabeth has a different take: “I’ve come to love Bush. Like, lots. Which, I think that proves I’m a very open-minded person. Who likes to experiment. “…Um, what was the question again?” update: “Did I mention that Danny Masterson says I have nipples like the Tin Woodsman’s hat? I like camping.”
October 13, 2004
October 13, 2004
Excerpt from “Masks of the Liberal Illuminati” by Robert Anton Wilson
De Somnis Vestimenta Horroris From the greatest horrors irony is seldom entirely absent, as if to remind us that there is in truth no such thing as motiveless or mindless malignity. Thus, the crack in John Kerry’s mirror inspired him, subtly and indirectly, to begin to accomodate himself somewhat to the twenty-first century, but at the same time the hellish terrors of earlier centuries—Vietnam, Nicaragua, the Reagan weapons buildup in
October 13, 2004
The “John Kerry denies a New York Sun story that he may have initially received a dishonorable discharge” poem
The New York what’s* this now? Sorry, never heard of it. coda Vietnam. *** registration required. Sun article reprinted here (h/t Michelle Malkin)