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October 9, 2004

protein wisdom:  the second Presidential debate verdict (rendered from Hell)

Bush: Stetson cologne and a belt with a buckle.  Kerry:  imported soap made from heat-pasteurized baby ostrich fat and scented with crumbled lilac.  Wispy fop belt by Pierre Cardin. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have locust and brimstone bits to comb out of my hair.