by John Edwards
I live in the Ur Bunny’s belly. I nourish and sleep there. She is kind to me. She is tender and warm.
The day she came to devour me I saw that her eyes were kind and her teeth gently beveled. I was not afraid and let her swallow me, whole like a baby carrot.
“You will be safe,” I heard her say as I slid down her bunny gullet, saliva-lubed and happy. Like a fuzzy duckling I set to work immediately upon a nest of straw and shredded newspaper and bedded down.
At day she sleeps and her bunny belly is smooth-ridged and quiet. At night she hunts (she prefers stationary prey, lettuce heads and legumes and various edible roots, who seldom muster a defense). When she is fed and content she sucks her teeth. When she is in heat she warbles like a siren in the sea.
I live in her belly and I am happy. And if I have seen her face but once, I love it more than my life. She is my good Ur Bunny and I am her spiritual son—her unborn bunnylet, her polished parasite.
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based on the story “The Beast,” by Rikki Ducornet
Ur Bunny and ivoreeeee…
disturbing
After discovering WebDelSol and upon reading more of Rikki’s writing I found myself terribly humbled and amazed. Like watching Cirque Du Soleil and learning for the first time what the human body is really capable of, I saw Rikki craft the English languge into shapes and directions I hadn’t thought possible. Understand it all? Not a chance. But it’s mesmerizing and it’s almost tragic: to realize you’ll never be that good; but to learn what’s possible means there’s room to grow.
Bunny abortion on demand could be a problem for Edwards, here… unless of course it is seen as a constitutional right. I might have found it at Amendment 4.3.2.6, subparagraph (c)
Bunnies can resorb developing vice-presidential canditates. And embryos.
I am becoming – slowly, yes, becoming, as I was meant to be : yes. I can be softer, lose the coarse shape of manly substance; I can become the fuzziness. My bunnyness is near completion, and I am the fluffyness.
Jeff, i don’t know what it is that you drink, but A) does it have a child proof cap and is stored under the sink; and B) if not, where can i get some?
:-D
Ping
When you Google “Ur Bunny,” this post comes up second. The rest, naturally, are just kiddie AOL-speak, using “ur” for “your.” Incidentally, there are lots of sites talking about “your bunny,” though.
In any event, I never once imagined that I would see the phrase “Ur Bunny” and then laugh uncontrollably. What a world.
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