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Twenty-fourth in a series of real-time empirical observations

In the time it takes you to read this post, DNC Chairman Terry McAuliffe will have been an evil lying douche all of his reprehensible life. 

That is all.

22 Replies to “Twenty-fourth in a series of real-time empirical observations”

  1. JMFLYNNY says:

    I notice that the DNC document posted at Drudge is from their Colorado camp. I don’t suppose that you had anything to do with it, eh?

  2. Steve H. says:

    That’s Terry “Global Crossing Magnate” McAuliffe.

    How did Sean Hannity stand sitting next to him last night?  Wasn’t he afraid of being hit by flying mucus?

    Here’s what I would have asked: “Hey, assface, did you ever get rid of your famous doormat with the President’s picture on it?”

    I loved the way Giuliani carved up Cryptkeeper Colmes.  Colmes had his weaselly, pseudo-factual talking points ready, intended to prove Republicans were lying about Kerry, and Giuliani sliced them all into julienne fries and dumped them in his lap.

  3. recycler says:

    Terry kept his job after losing the 2000 election, and 2002 midterms… Could we be so lucky as to have him around after his 2004 loss?

    By 2006 Democrats could be losing seats at the networks, too.

  4. By 2006, Terry should manage to lose Rosa Parks’ seat at the front of the bu-

    RACIST!

    Whoa. First time I’ve ever shouted a pre-emptive RACIST! at myself.

    This pre-emptive crap is catchy.

  5. norbizness says:

    I don’t know why you’re getting advice from me on this, but you should really start conducting interviews with Bob Shrum’s giant forehead or his scarf.

  6. Nate_in_CO says:

    I think Terry is a reprehensible pompous prick.  Hannity should have socked him right in the Chin.

    And I still think Alan Colmes would look good in a beret holding one of those long cigarrette holder things from the twenties…. he just seems so ….. “CABARET!”

  7. By 2006 Democrats could be losing seats at the networks, too.

    If Terry runs the 2008 campaign, will they lose seats at universities?

  8. The Sanity Inspector says:

    Now, now…If not for Terry McAuliffe and his fax machine, how would the networks know what to lead the nightly news with?

  9. Jim in Chicago says:

    Alan Colmes is a walking talking skeleton.

    What does he do purge himself on the commericial breaks?

    For chrissake eat something man, and keep it down.

    I think that one Olsen twin weighs more than he does.

  10. reaganwarrrior says:

    I liked Colmes better when he played Gollum in LoTR.  I expect him to oneday hop on the desk and start rubbing a copy of Chomsky whilst slurring, ”My precious…”

  11. kdeweb says:

    The great thing about TM is that he is always wrong!

    I am wondering how long it will take him to show up on a milk cartoon post-November 2nd?

    He’s great at bloviating, yet when the chips are down he fades into the woodwork failing to show up and admit just how wrong he was.

  12. kdeweb says:

    Seeing the above posts, I would say that I want TM to stay on at the DNC.  He is so good at getting the Republicans elected, that by 2008, the GOP could have 60 seats in the Senate and be fillibuster-proof when the next Republican prez is sworn in.

  13. How quickly everyone forgets.  McAuliffe is Clinton’s boy.  Think about that one for a minute and it will all start to make more sense.

  14. OneDrummer says:

    after watching Giuliani last night, my first thought was, ‘now wouldn’t he just clean Hillary’s clock in a 2008 debate? Hmm….’

  15. Silicon Valley Jim says:

    “McAuliffe is Clinton’s boy.”

    So Slick Willie was fathering children when he was only ten or so?  Who do you suppose the mother is?

  16. guinsPen says:

    joyce carol oates?

  17. you should really start conducting interviews with Bob Shrum’s giant forehead

    He must have collected the seven dollars and bought a big prosthetic forehead.

  18. Wm says:

    doucheBAG, man. He’s a douchebag.

  19. The Sage of Forest Park says:

    Is it just me, or does anyone else think “Walter Peck” when they see Terry McAuliffe?

  20. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Cats and dogs living together…

  21. David [.net] says:

    Of all the things I don’t understand about this election, McAuliffe is the most I don’t understandish. Is he just the guy shutting down the Party’s Containment Unit and letting the freaks fly? Do the Democrat grown-ups come back in 2006 or wait until 2008?

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