“…Uh, honey? Do me a favor and call Dr Bernbaum, would you? Because I think I’m about to pass another kidney stone, and sweet holy Jesus, does it ever burn…!”
from the protein wisdom conceptual series
February 20, 2007
variations on a theme: The “an ordinary clock glimpsed in its moment of brief Democratic Party awakening†post (from the protein wisdom conceptual series)
tic tic tic tic “We, like, sooo totally love the troops! Honestly. But the truth is, if you love something, you have to set it free. If it comes back to you, it was meant to be. And if doesn’t, well, that’s because it was never really anything more than a collection of uneducated minority dead-enders pumped up on testosterone and then brainwashed by the military industrial complex to act
February 16, 2007
“The yin and yang of intimate interpersonal relationships post, 29” (from the protein wisdom conceptual series)
yin: “You know what I find most attractive in a man? Confidence. Oh, and nice hands and forearms. I don’t know why, but there’s nothing more attractive to most women than strong hands and forearms.” yang: “Uh huh. Well, if ever I come home early from work to find you in the shower banging Popeye, I can’t say you didn’t warn me. Now. Is dinner gonna be ready soon, or
December 25, 2006
variations on a theme: The “an ordinary clock glimpsed in its moment of brief Christmas Spirit awakening†post (from the protein wisdom conceptual series)
tic tic tic tic tic “No, really. I love the gloves. They’re handsome and comfortable—and best of all, they’re practical! I mean, I have hands, do I not? So thank you. Thank you very very very much!” tic tic tic
December 12, 2006
The “great moments in synæsthesia pick-up lines, 1” post (from the protein wisdom conceptual series)
“Say, baby. Are you into the Rapture? Because that scent you’re wearing sounds just like Gabriel’s trumpet, and your eyes taste so brown they’re fixing to call me right on home to Heaven!”
August 28, 2006
variations on a theme: The “an ordinary clock glimpsed in its moment of brief Reuters awakening†post (from the protein wisdom conceptual series)
tic tic tic tic tic “In Gaza today, Israeli forces launched a vicious offensive against what it claimed was a militant stronghold, but what sources inside the city note was a small holy site where kindhearted relief workers handed out food and provided medical aid to small children. 796 Palestinian orphans were killed, and an additional 2 million wounded, along with every single peace worker in the—wait, what the hell…?
August 25, 2006
“The yin and yang of intimate interpersonal relationships post, 27” (from the protein wisdom conceptual series)
yin: “So, what would you say to me stopping to pick up a nice double cheese pizza for dinner?—and maybe a six pack for later, so you can relax and watch the ballgame?” yang: yang: “I’d say, how much did the shoes cost, and do you still have the receipt?”
August 21, 2006
“The Schrödinger’s cat meets Schrödinger’s mouse post†(from the protein wisdom conceptual series)
Schrödinger: “I think it’s perfectly reasonable to posit that I could have a vermin problem—one that is potentially, however, entirely under control, and so in ‘truth’ not really a vermin problem at all. Unless of course it is—by dint of its potentially not being under control. In fact, there’s always the possibility the infestation is rampant by now. Or not. Or both. “—Say. Are those Doritos?”
August 9, 2006
variations on a theme: The “an ordinary clock glimpsed in its moment of brief ‘netroots’ awakening†post (from the protein wisdom conceptual series)
tic tic tic tic tic “TOCK, baby! The new word is TOCK! ‘Tic’ is through. ‘Tic’ represents capitulation to the Man’s predominant narrative. Whereas TOCK is the advent, brothers and sisters —the dawning of a new age of progressive political and social awakening that begins and ends with the power of the people powered people’s peopling and as such cannot be contained, constrained, or compartmentalized. It just is. Yes, TOCK
August 8, 2006
“The yin and yang of intimate interpersonal relationships post, 26” (from the protein wisdom conceptual series)
yin: “Hmm. For dinner, how would you feel about a nice light nicoise salad topped with lemon dill-drizzled petit ahi tuna and a glass of ice cold Chardonnay?” yang: “Sounds great! Then maybe for dessert I can kiss a man full on the mouth and redecorate the bathroom with a playful brushed plaster and oil glaze faux finish that is simply to die for!”