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“We, like, sooo totally love the troops! Honestly. But the truth is, if you love something, you have to set it free. If it comes back to you, it was meant to be. And if doesn’t, well, that’s because it was never really anything more than a collection of uneducated minority dead-enders pumped up on testosterone and then brainwashed by the military industrial complex to act as vicious killbots in the service of hypernationalist dogma and a revolting tendency toward imperialism—precisely the reason the US has lost its moral authority, and why the rest of the world hates us.
Well, that, and the repulsive proliferation of McDonalds and Disney –”
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I knew it! Trans-Fat and Mickey Mouse must be banned immediately. A Murtha/Kucinich bill waiting to happen!
Must be a white baby-boomer clock with a bald spot, glasses and a goatee, with a fat retirement and a fat bitchy wife with a dog-chewed-on-it haircut….
TW: He will never be free38 of the stigma of being a draft dodger….
The worst part of it all is imagining a NON-brief Democratic Party awakening…
Eugh.
And porn. Don’t forget the porn.
Shut up you unfunny moron.
“The Entire Fucking Internet” is being played by the same actor who previously appeared here in the following roles: AJB, Ratko Mladic, Unserious, and HenryKrinkle (though is the email address he leaves most frequently). His IP resolves to Pennsauken NJ.
Not sure what exit that is, but then, who the fuck cares?
END OF MARCH! CIRCLE YOUR CALENDARS IN PENNSAUKEN, NJ, TOO!
Penisucken, NJ?
I’m sure I’m not the first to make that joke….
After all, I’m Mr. Low Hanging Fruit. Sergeant Low Hanging Fruit part time….
“The Entire Fucking Internet†is being played by the same actor who previously appeared here in the following roles: AJB, Ratko Mladic, Unserious, and HenryKrinkle (though is the email address he leaves most frequently). His IP resolves to Pennsauken NJ.
Dude, have you no Online Integrity (in addition to being an unfunny moron and a paste-eating chickenhawk)?
After all, what has the military ever done for us?
Take it from me; New Jersey is a great place to be from.
Far away from.
Mmmm. Chicken.
Mmmm. Paste.
Mmmm. Online Integrity.
Mmmm.
Speaking of Mmmm…
As a kid I was always told kissing a smoker was like kissing an ashtray. I always took that to mean kissing a smoker is gross and ashy. After this weekend, it’s clear that ashtrays are the sexxor.
Did you know Pennsauken is an indian word for “industrial park”?
Hunh. I always thought it was the Indian word for “Skittle Ball.”
Here we have the pot calling the refrigerator black.
“It’s your fault I’m an ill-mannered douchebag!”
No, LMC, I thought it was the indian word for “petroleum distillation”.
I kid you not. It’s situated on picturesque “Route 130” which is an indian word for “when this road floods, you will understand why your Italian uncle told you never to flush condoms”.
“Ratko Mladic”
Or, Jeff, it’s your fault I chose the name of a murderous, genocidal Serbian pr*ck as one of my many nomme de guerres. Must be all about the ironicalness…then again, what do I know, I’m just a Chimpymchitlerhallichickenhawkibot.
Because one’s right to impersonate the entire fucking internet is unalienable, but a blog’s OWNER’S right to police his site and blow a troll’s cover? Well, I have just two words to say to that: “Geneva Conventions.”
Pennsauken will always be jealous of Cherry Hill. Because of the cherrys, of course.
Scott,
The Indian Word for “petroleum distillation” is either “Paulsboro” or IROC.
Go easy, fellas. If you were stuck in Pennsauken NJ reading Atrios all the time and dreaming of life outside being an extra in a Kevin Smith movie that will never, ever come your way, you’d be a bit pissy, too, I bet.
ROTFLMAO!
Kevin Smith wouldn’t even go to Pennsauken. Unless he needed to get a new Jethro Tull cocaine mirror from the Mart.
Good one.
Oh, Verc–if you’re out there, Jeff says to go easy on this particular douchebag.
I’m stuck in Massachusetts, reading you all the time and dreaming of life as a voiceover for a (who the @$*! is Kevin Smith?) movie that will never, ever come my way, and I’m a software engineer.
Oh, never mind. [/EmilyLatella]
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Potato…pahtahto…
That’s just cruel, wishbone. If I were a Unix engineer, that would be funny. As it is, it’s just cruel. (And the emoticons don’t seem to work in FireFox.)
BTW–the entire internet seemingly is located in a place that brags about being nowhere at all…
Nah not pissy, though I did tend bar in a bar that made it into a scene of a Smith movie, I was some 20 years too early on to have made an exta appearance though. Oh, and I bought the Sunday papers at that little convenience store as well!
Still, despite Pennsauken (which is really south Jersey and no one knows how to get there anyway), despite Smith, despite “super sites,” it turns out the real deal killer is former senator, current governor, Corzine—that’s what’s making it close for many of us (like the 60,000 before us last year) to having our exit tickets punched…
Help!
There is a goddamn spider running around my desk.
He’s really fast and I can’t squish him. He’s creeping me out!
I thought I had him with Microsoft Press’s six pound “Programing SQL Server” but the mouse sheilded him. Luckily I have more mice.
I am not a hateful person but I fucking hate spiders.
Heh, Wishbone, that was the running gag when I lived in Sacramento. Two hours to Tahoe, two hours to the Bay Area….twenty minutes to Elk Grove….
I once killed a spider eleven feet up my living room wall by throwing an eight-ball valve cap at it.
It’s the coolest thing I’ll ever do.
When the light’s right, the dent in the plaster and the spider-goo stain look like the Bosnian flag.
RATKO 4 EVA
I thought I had him with Microsoft Press’s six pound “Programing SQL Server†but the mouse sheilded him. Luckily I have more mice.
Mice and spiders on your desk? What, no roaches?
Many girls hanging out at your place, BoZ?
Just asking…
However, “Spider-Goo Stain” would be a great rock band name if there were still rock bands.
Because if you ain’t 20 minutes from Ft. Washington, well, you might as well be from f!@#ing nowhere.
BTW…i propose that Jeff should warn the next douchebagsayswhat before plastering his….hahahahahahahahaha nevermind.. i couldn’t even get the rest out with a straight face.
A vote for Kucinich is a vote for soy based animal rights against scandalous burger hegemony.
Eat and retreat!
Never heard of Pennsauken, NJ, but I did find some info on e-Podunk.
Elsewhere, it sounds like Pennsauken is getting their very own exit off I-295, so you really can get there from here. How you find your way here from there is another question.
If this clock could talk, you would get an earful.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/181/378758952_bd3e43b4bf_t.jpg
You forgot Walmart, Goldstein, and now the entire, all, every part of teh internets is pissed.
RETAIL BARGAINIST!!
I feel like I missed a step. Can someone tell me why I need to circle the end of March on my calendar?
So what happens March 31? Does this mean that I need to get what content I can for my education on the linguistic turn and how the lefties abuse language while I still have time?
Because I hate deadlines.