yin: “So, what would you say to me stopping to pick up a nice double cheese pizza for dinner?—and maybe a six pack for later, so you can relax and watch the ballgame?”
yang:
yang: “I’d say, how much did the shoes cost, and do you still have the receipt?”
yin: “You would believe how much money I saved us today!”
yang: “Why couldn’t you have been more like Jennifer Wilbanks?”
You know, it’s early, really, but I gotta get up at 5:30 to get to Mineral in time to get a parking space, now that school’s started at the Auraria campus. Teen bastards.
Still, cheese pizza and a sixpack for later? I’m there, man. I am freakin’ hungry.
BTW, Yang not only sucks, he’s a JonBenet suspect.
Ace has interpersonal relationships out the yinyang tonight.
Why is it the PW Conceptual Series always makes me want to talk to a Ms PayPal? Subliminal messages, that’s why.
yang: “And more importantly, did you use the Macy’s card, so at least we get a discount?”
Canadian yang: “I hope you used the Air Miles card, at least. ‘Cause the way you’re going, there’s no other way we’ll be able to afford a vacation.”
. . . or was that my husband?
Yin: Well I really needed them. I didn’t have any blue and green sandals to match the really great skirt I bought last week.
Yang: blue and green?
Yin: Well you didn’t expect me to wear the solid blue ones did you?
Yin: I need to go to Home Depot for a new shoe organizer, too. The others are full and they only hold about 150 pairs anyways.
yang: “No wonder we can’t ever afford any toppings.”
Winnah, winnah, chicken dinnah!
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