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“No, really. I love the gloves. They’re handsome and comfortable—and best of all, they’re practical! I mean, I have hands, do I not? So thank you. Thank you very very very much!”
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Merry Christmas to all!
I got gloves also…
Dude I got a Harley for Xmas. Totally practical.
I didn’t get what I wanted for Christmas. Hooter’s was closed, so I had to get lunch at Waffle House.
perversions of a theme:
The “an ordinary clock on Clay Aiken’s mantle” post (from the Protein Wisdom homophobic series)
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“It’s actually a good thing that you got me gloves, ‘cause you don’t wanna know where these hands have been….”
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“Do I not have hands? Do they not chafe under the hegemony of our digital overlords?”
I got a World Cruise!
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and a Google Earth URL
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It’s okay though, I’m out of quart plastic bags anyway.
Merry Christmas to one and all!
I think mittens would be a better fit.
perversions on a theme – 2
The “an ordinary clock on Clay Aiken’s mantle” post (from the Protein Wisdom homophobic series)
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“I know it’s dirty and I may go blind, but it feels sooo good when it’s 6:30…..”
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Oh, and the facial toner is just lovely. What a thoughtful gift. Really, you shouldn’t have.
Ah, John Cleese Robin Hood.
What dreadful people.
yes…who knew what smoldering Evil lurks in the hearts of their new toaster ovens?
Didn’t you see “It’s Christmastime again, Charlie Brown”? Gloves, rock. (In the 1992 fictional world created by Charles Schulz).
Some people say I tock too much and some really get pissed when I take a little time off. It makes me want to strike one, so thanks for the boxing gloves.
Yeah, yeah, sure. No problem.
But never mind all that – what time is it?
I got the hat. Which will be useful when I snowblow the driveway. Assuming my snowblower hasn’t been rendered redundant by global warming.
Um… MarkD, your snowblower is a significant contributor to Global Warming so get your ass off the sofa and shovel like a man!!!
Could you … um … do my driveway when you’re done?