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“In Gaza today, Israeli forces launched a vicious offensive against what it claimed was a militant stronghold, but what sources inside the city note was a small holy site where kindhearted relief workers handed out food and provided medical aid to small children. 796 Palestinian orphans were killed, and an additional 2 million wounded, along with every single peace worker in the—wait, what the hell…? INCOMING! –”
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I don’t like you. I want you to know that right off.
Eh. It’s just another nuclear-tipped intercontinental ballistic missile. Wake me up when you hear helicopters. Oh, and call the press.
tw: The facts in the reporting do not match the facts on the ground
Not to mention damaging all past, present, and future ambulances in Gaza. All of which were carrying desperately wounded civilians at the time.
……or all those ambulances being held against their will as “guests of Palestine” until they agree to convert to armored personnel carriers.
”…a small holy site where kindhearted relief workers handed out food and provided medical aid to small children.”
desparite. Never forget to plug in desparite.
It add flava!
I’m still confused, you mean Reuters is NOT the enemy and shouldn’t be targeted ?
I think that premise is fatally flawed but …
I have to be honest. Conceptually speaking, if my clock said that, I’d probably smash it with a hammer. Preferable a zionist hammer. But then, when it comes to talking housewares, and time pieces, that’s just the way I roll.
I tried not to laugh. Really.
If you smash that clock, it’ll keep blathering that stuff all day, except for two instants, exactly twelve hours apart.
Watch the “incoming” yells, would ya? I am still hiding under my desk…