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Twenty minutes late and I’m still first!?
Carnberry Juice….STAT!
Uh, … cranberry.
What this blog needs is more honesty. I’ll start the ball rolling.
I have absolutely no idea what this post was about.
Poking at old guys is fun. Um. Wait. I resemble that!
That’s why everybody was waiting until McGehee broke the ice.
Mmmmmm. Cranberry juice on ice.
Do you feel like we do? Probably got the rheumatiz.
Don’t get me started on the Lines on my Face.
And I should point out that Britney is now reported to be back in rehab. Trying to help to drive up traffic and all.
COME ALIVE!!
Cause, you know, old rockers and the “stones” and it was the album name and..
Okay, bite me! <slinks away>
That’s all right.
Meat juice. Hmmm.
The Police are touring again! I saw them once already, in 1983.
I’m so excited, I think I
couldwill go take a nap.You’re pretty good.
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