To my Muslim brethren: soak them in milk overnight, and they will be much tenderer, Inshallah!

If you have any time today, please write your representatives and let them know how effed up you think this is. Or maybe Timothy Geithner can get this straightened out? Crittenden on the uses of torture. DrewM. blenches with sorrow. From Jammie Wearing Fool comes news of Stan Lee’s Thom Creed, the “first gay superhero.” Holy hidden identity, Batman! (The “h” in Thom is a clue, wot?). I wonder whether

From the BBC, via David Thompson, comes news that coffee may help you hallucinate better! Is there anything it can’t do? Sometimes, when I have seven or more cups of the stuff (I don’t do instant except in dire straits), I get the distinct, momentary impression that I’m awake. That’s pretty strange shit right there. More illustration, courtesy of William Teach

Via Hot Air, hot chicks screw around more, more likely to dump one: Dr Kristina Durante, a psychologist and author of the report, said: “Physically attractive women receive more male attention and, when in relationships, are more likely to be the targets of mate poaching. “Attractive women also have especially high mating standards. “Because it’s difficult to obtain a partner who is a good provider and also has good genes,

I like Andrew’s “Big Hollywood.” There are some talented writers there. It’s in my reader. The thing is, I don’t give a rat’s ass about Hollywood. Call me provincial, but I just don’t. If you do, though, go check it out. This kind of thing is why it’s on my reader: Joe Lima’s fascinating article on the elisions in Soderbergh’s stupifyingly dull eulogy to Che Guevara. More magic realism.

Hot on the heels of the news that The One’s Treasury Secretary nominee forgot to pay back taxes until the day before his nomination was announced, and also employed an undocumented housecleaner, comes this news, via Gateway Pundit: It was reported yesterday that Barack Obama picked a radical socialist as his climate czar. Carol Browner belongs to organizations that call for “global governance” and demand that rich countries shrink their

Fewer Hummers at Detroit Auto Show

Just helping out Andrew Breitbart: (Almost) 40-year old Caucasian male seeks hot, violent and steamy longterm non-sexual relationship (not even muscle relaxing massages) with any race, creed, gender, sexual orientation in the arts or entertainment industry who deviates from the political norm. Looking for stimulating rendezvous and, perhaps, overthrow of the current 40-year politically-correct Hollywood order. Prefers comedy, drama, Krauthammer and Steyn. Secretly listens to 640AM from 9am-noon. Pilates, Prius

During my trip to Washington, D.C., I had a chance to catch up on some matters neglected while I was overseas. My attorney may have to file a lawsuit against Mr. Michael Moore. In May we contacted Mr. Moore, through his counsel, about Mr. Moore’s unauthorized use of my work on his website. He did not respond. My attorney has written again. If Mr. Moore and his counsel continue to

Jonathan Wilton sent me this: Related: via geoffb, Bruce Kesler at Maggie’s Farm on why he wouldn’t want to be Obama.