20 Replies to “More Depressing News from Detroit [Dan Collins]”

1. Rob Crawford says:

   January 13, 2009 at 10:29 am

   I’d expect them to be taking place on the streets outside. Or maybe over in Windsor.

2. Dan Collins says:

   January 13, 2009 at 10:32 am

   I seriously don’t want to know what a hybrid is.

3. BJTexs says:

   January 13, 2009 at 11:04 am

   .. or undersized all terrain …

   Never mind.

4. Dan Collins says:

   January 13, 2009 at 11:06 am

   As long as she does it with four on the floor.

5. BJTexs says:

   January 13, 2009 at 11:09 am

   Well, something about shifting into reverse …

   I denounce myself.

6. ccs says:

   January 13, 2009 at 11:22 am

   from the comments

   TAX GASOLINE! That is how we will encourage lower consumption and drive the auto industry towards better technology.

   Right now is the perfect moment in history to enact these taxes, Obama don’t fail us!

   That’s it, drive the people that can barely afford to get to work now into the poor(er) house. If you can’t afford higher gas prices you probably can’t afford a new hybrid.

7. bigbooner says:

   January 13, 2009 at 11:28 am

   After reading this I am sadder but visor.

8. Mossberg500 says:

   January 13, 2009 at 11:30 am

   Comment by ccs on 1/13 @ 11:22 am #

   from the comments

   TAX GASOLINE! That is how we will encourage lower consumption and drive the auto industry towards better technology.

   Right now is the perfect moment in history to enact these taxes, Obama don’t fail us!

   That’s it, drive the people that can barely afford to get to work now into the poor(er) house. If you can’t afford higher gas prices you probably can’t afford a new hybrid.

   Yeah, that was my first thought, but then again, anyone who voted for B. Hussein isn’t reality based, and probably pays lip service to the plight of the poor, as they shouldn’t be reproducing anyway.

9. Celtic Dragon says:

   January 13, 2009 at 11:30 am

   Great, now I have NPR and Hummers in my head at the same time.

   I feel dirty…

10. BJTexs says:

    January 13, 2009 at 11:52 am

    Well, you know what they say about heads and Hummers …

11. Log Cabin says:

    January 13, 2009 at 1:05 pm

    I don’t know about the Hummers, but most the people in Detroit are definitely getting royally screwed!

    They must like it, they keep returning the perps to office…

12. Larry Craig says:

    January 13, 2009 at 2:12 pm

    Detroit? Are you kidding me?! That’s why you go to Minneapolis. Duh!

13. kelly says:

    January 13, 2009 at 2:15 pm

    “Well, you know what they say about heads and Hummers …”

    Actually, I don’t know what they say. Clue?

14. maggie katzen says:

    January 13, 2009 at 2:22 pm

    um, they both start with “H”?

15. BJTexs says:

    January 13, 2009 at 2:27 pm

    “Well, you know what they say about heads and Hummers …”

    Actually, I don’t know what they say. Clue?

    Well, you know … um .. it has to do with personal … ah … when you’re born they, you know … um … maggie, could take a break and change the litter box or something?

    [wipes brow]

16. kelly says:

    January 13, 2009 at 3:12 pm

    Helmets or anteaters?

17. Bob Reed says:

    January 13, 2009 at 4:16 pm

    What are they humming..?

18. Mikey NTH says:

    January 13, 2009 at 5:42 pm

    Brother, Can You Spare A Dime?

19. Cave Bear says:

    January 13, 2009 at 5:42 pm

    Damn you, Dan. I made the mistake of following that NPR link, and after reading just some of the comments following that story, my IQ feels like it’s dropped about 20 points.

20. The Lost Dog says:

    January 13, 2009 at 6:00 pm

    Comment by kelly on 1/13 @ 2:15 pm #

    “Well, you know what they say about heads and Hummers …”

    Actually, I don’t know what they say. Clue?”

    I think he meant “head and hummers”.

    Is it any clearer now?

    I knew a guy who had a bullet in his head, and would always say: “That’s a real f**king hummer!”.

    He was also the guy who got me into calling people “Puff-Puff”.

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