5 Replies to “On the Proper Preparation of Joooooos [Dan Collins]”

1. Bob Reed says:

   January 14, 2009 at 11:20 am

   I’m sure that it involves some kind of Halal techniques…

2. Mossberg500 says:

   January 14, 2009 at 11:33 am

   Allahu snackbar, your(islamofacist) grandchildren will eat bacon!

3. Bob Reed says:

   January 14, 2009 at 11:44 am

   Allahu snackbar

   Is this a new product by M&M/Mars..? I’m sure it’s not like a slim jim…

4. Joe says:

   January 14, 2009 at 1:01 pm

   Hillary and the State Department should use these phrases with Arabic speakers:

   Koss um mack.

   These helpful phrases are useful too, pretty much all the time.

   Elif air ab dinikh

   Elif air ab tizak

   Waj ab zibik

   Ebn el metnakah

   This is a good one to say to a guy who has sisters or his mother with him:

   Bi kem el sharmoota di?

   Everyone should try them. I think you will like them.

5. Patrick Carroll says:

   January 14, 2009 at 4:45 pm

   ‘Whatever happens we have got
   the Maxim gun and they have not.’

   – Hillaire Beloc.

   The properly stiff-upper-lipped response to that sort of rot.

   (I’m currently reading “The Riddle of the Sands” and my vocabulary is turning decidedly upper-class British Edwardian)

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