23 Replies to “eHormoney [Dan Collins]”

1. Pablo says:

   January 13, 2009 at 9:23 am

   So much for honesty.

2. serr8d says:

   January 13, 2009 at 9:29 am

   Brings to mind certain award-winning lyrics from 2008:

   You look so much cuter with
   something in your mouth.

3. Mossberg500 says:

   January 13, 2009 at 9:33 am

   Wait until the gay, eSodomy verion is available. This answer will be mild in comparison.

4. Slartibartfast says:

   January 13, 2009 at 10:19 am

   I couldn’t help but laugh at that one.

5. Slartibartfast says:

   January 13, 2009 at 10:20 am

   I self-denounced just as soon as I did that, though.

6. Matt, Esq. says:

   January 13, 2009 at 10:22 am

   Its funny, though I’m conservative and christian, after wasting an hour filling out the quiz, tryign to be completely honest about myself, I received the “We’re sorry, you are among the 5% of people who we can’t match with @#@#ing anybody”

7. Furriskey says:

   January 13, 2009 at 10:31 am

   I miss you people. But living as I now do in the land of the Black Bag, I am obliged to be circumspect.

8. Dan Collins says:

   January 13, 2009 at 10:32 am

   I miss you, too, furriskey. I hope everything’s going well.

9. Pablo says:

   January 13, 2009 at 10:33 am

   Furriskey! Very nice to see you. Is there no satellite broadband to circumvent the minions?

10. parsnip says:

    January 13, 2009 at 10:56 am

    We’re down to stealing month old Fail Blog entries?

    http://failblog.org/2008/12/10/online-dating-fail/

    Sounds about right.

    Hope they don’t have Michael Yon’s lawyer.

11. JHoward says:

    January 13, 2009 at 11:48 am

    It quipped….

12. Matt, Esq. says:

    January 13, 2009 at 11:54 am

    Shouldn’t you be finishing up your E-Sodomy application parsnip ?

13. kelly says:

    January 13, 2009 at 2:19 pm

    “Shouldn’t you be finishing up your E-Sodomy application parsnip ?”

    He was already rejected. Didn’t meet minimum size requirements.

14. Joe says:

    January 13, 2009 at 3:11 pm

    It is an old joke, but a good one. I laugh every time I see it.

15. Obstreperous Infidel says:

    January 13, 2009 at 4:07 pm

    A third shout out to furriskey! Good to see the name. And we miss you, too.

16. A fine scotch says:

    January 13, 2009 at 4:54 pm

    Brings to mind one of my favorite jokes:

    What’s the smartest thing to come out of a woman’s mouth?

17. happyfeet says:

    January 13, 2009 at 5:42 pm

    I think it’s kind of unusual to hyphenate matchmaking.

18. happyfeet says:

    January 13, 2009 at 5:44 pm

    oh. I missed you too Furriskey for like a long time but you seemed goned for good but look there you are! 2009. Pivotal I tell you.

19. Mossberg500 says:

    January 13, 2009 at 6:19 pm

    Comment by happyfeet on 1/13 @ 5:42 pm #

    I think it’s kind of unusual to hyphenate matchmaking.

    This is the kind of commentary that makes PW worthwhile. hf, PW is not the same without you. Thanks for making me laugh out loud! I can’t bring myself to type lol.

20. datadave says:

    January 13, 2009 at 6:20 pm

    Yeah, that was good, Dan!

    I got accepted but didn’t want to pay so much but had great success w/ the cheaper Match.com. instead.
    Now, But I did hunt down my only Eharmony lass in the state no less as her profile fit a certain public figure…she acknowledged me…but wasn’t going to communicate w/o eharm’s blessing.
    As an aside, I found out my future bro-n-law got rejected by eharm despite being good looking and w/ a PhD. He had to marry a Thai lady instead. Not bad, but that raw squid we all got for breakfast from her bothered some. (not me, I was hungry and it went down ok.)

    waht! All I want from a woman is raw squid in the mornin’. Waht!!!

21. parsnip says:

    January 13, 2009 at 6:31 pm

    I thought all you single wingnuts used Hannidate.

22. Dan Collins says:

    January 13, 2009 at 7:26 pm

    Good luck on the hunt, dd.

23. happyfeet says:

    January 13, 2009 at 9:21 pm

    Thank you Mossberg. I am glad to be back even just for a week. My best friend met her husband online. Many moons ago really. Me I have never even tried that though. It feels inorganic I think.

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