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Personal Message to All the Celebs Who Read PW [Dan Collins]

Just helping out Andrew Breitbart:

(Almost) 40-year old Caucasian male seeks hot, violent and steamy longterm non-sexual relationship (not even muscle relaxing massages) with any race, creed, gender, sexual orientation in the arts or entertainment industry who deviates from the political norm. Looking for stimulating rendezvous and, perhaps, overthrow of the current 40-year politically-correct Hollywood order. Prefers comedy, drama, Krauthammer and Steyn. Secretly listens to 640AM from 9am-noon. Pilates, Prius and Whole Foods fine — as long as tongue-planted-firmly-in-cheek. (Janeane Garofolo, Margaret Cho and Kathy Griffin need not inquire — though wish them the best in their hyper-judgmental, pathetic and joyless lives.) Education: Flunked Frankfurt School. Viva La Revolución!

Ja! Ich bin ein frankfurter!

7 Replies to “Personal Message to All the Celebs Who Read PW [Dan Collins]”

  1. Dear Andrew: I’m your huckleberry…

  2. Dan Collins says:

    Ugh. I hate cell phones.

  3. geoffb says:

    Having Janeane Garofolo play an FBI systems analyst who works with Jack Bauer is, an “interesting choice”.

    “Big Hollywood” I like so far.

  4. mojo says:

    “He vould have an ENORMOUS schwanzschtupper, nein?”

  5. Bob Reed says:

    The better to plumb the depths of the shame cave with, mojo…

  6. Slartibartfast says:

    Breitbart’s almost 40? Bad picture, or he looks IRL older than I do at 47.

  7. TuMyP says:

    Мне кажется это не совсем точно. На эту тему имеется несколько мнений. И у каждого человека со своим мировоззрением свое мнение.

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