These are the adventures of the Starship Goverprise, whose four-year mission is to seek out and destroy the American economy, to recreate the Constitution in the progressive image, to boldly fix everything that’s great about the United States. (being a Serr8d joint) “Captain, they’re firing up their disruptor beams!” “Send their Commander an iPod with my speeches in it.” “Captain, shields are down to 20%!” “Open more hailing frequencies.” “Captain,
May 5, 2009
Feliz Cinco de Cinco! [Dan Collins]
On behalf of the Protein Wisdom community, I’d like to join Presidente Barack Obama con Carne in wishing our Mexican readers a muy refrito Cinco de Cinco y muchas cervezas frias! Arriba! Andale! Limon! Provecho! Cronchy! Sabor! Obama! Espejo! Eres un gran pendejo!
May 4, 2009
“Obama wants a social engineer for high court”
Of course he does. The Constitution being a flawed document and all, it takes someone willing to rewrite it to save it. Chris Stirewalt, Washington Examiner: The White House and The New York Times are assuring Americans that President Barack Obama wants the next Supreme Court justice to be a pragmatist. If you think of the law as a sick patient and the justices of the high court as country
May 4, 2009
“Specter: GOP priorities contributed to Kemp death”
— Which is all the more reason why, for the good of the country, progressives really must begin looking into re-education camps. It’s all in the limbic brain, you see, this virus of conservatism. And now that it’s move on into involuntary manslaughter as part of its foundational premises, it simply must be addressed as the threat to all that is good and just that it invariable is. Well, maybe
May 4, 2009
Eeyore Again, Naturally [Dan Collins]
Being a maudlin Gilbert O’Sullivan song rewritten for Allah Pundit, who’s tweeting about this Facebook page. I think that in a year from now, If I’m not feeling any less Tao, I’ll promise myself to treat myself And purchase a Guernsey cow I’m blogging on a site Where commenters think I bite; They don’t understand that my pineal gland Isn’t up for this abuse, and It’s leading me to doubt
May 3, 2009
Bilky Pony? [Dan Collins]
Via AP, John Edwards acknowledges investigation into possible misuse of campaign funds that a) weren’t his and b) were collected while his wife’s cancer was in remission.
May 3, 2009
Forget Swine Flu [Dan Collins]
The true pandemic is . . . MANBOOBS! Alex Rodriguez has enough on his plate without this: A new book says A-Rod’s New York Yankees teammates nicknamed him “Bitch Tits,” because of his round, girly pectorals. Manboobs. They can result from anabolic steroids. On his plate? Man, that’s just awful. I don’t really know what causes them, but I’m staying away from Countdown, just to be safe. (h/t Anorak)
May 2, 2009
your Saturday evening Jesusland just because link
And yes. Sometimes I post just for me.