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Eeyore Again, Naturally [Dan Collins]

Being a maudlin Gilbert O’Sullivan song rewritten for Allah Pundit, who’s tweeting about this Facebook page.

I think that in a year from now,
If I’m not feeling any less Tao,
I’ll promise myself to treat myself
And purchase a Guernsey cow
I’m blogging on a site
Where commenters think I bite;
They don’t understand that my pineal gland
Isn’t up for this abuse, and
It’s leading me to doubt the Skydaddy in his mercy:
If Mom had loved my dad so much,
Why did she call him Percy?
His name was really James.
I can’t meet any dames.
Eeyore again, naturally.

It seems that in the afternoons I
Can’t leave the website unattended,
Folks unoffended:
What shall I do? What shall I do?

10 Replies to “Eeyore Again, Naturally [Dan Collins]”

  1. Curmudgeon says:

    The song is perfect, given that the Obamunists appear to be taking us back to the 1970’s in so many ways, from Frank Church like prostration before foreign tyrants to “Welcome Back, Carter” economic policies. Think Joe Biden as Horshack and Eric Holder as Epsteen.

  2. serr8d says:

    His name was really James.
    I can’t meet any dames.

    I was thinking all swordfishy there, for a minute.

  3. Joe says:

    Specter, reminding us why he is one of the biggest mendacious jerk offs in the world.

  4. BJT-FREE! says:

    Joe: One wonders to what Specter attributes his 2 successful battles with cancer.

    Democrats? Nixon? Bueller?

    Perhaps he and Ted Stevens will open an internet porn site.

    FOR THE TUBES!

  5. cranky-d says:

    OT: any important stuff/notices buried in the comments recently? I’ve been out of it for a while, and there is no way I have the time to read all of it.

  6. gus says:

    I remember I cried when Obama lied,
    And Iowa married queers,
    Never let a good crisis pass,
    Make Americans buy corn gas,
    And without so much as a Republican cuss,
    Gave ACORN 3 PLUS BILLION,
    Leaving me to doubt all about,
    Obama’s mission
    etc etc etc.

    h/t Gilbert O’Sullivan

  7. Joe says:

    Specter credits his recovery to the Congressional Heath Plan. Hence the reason he will do anything to stay where he is.

  8. Joe says:

    Sorry to go off topic there, Specter just demands disgust.

    As for Allah, did he really post that? Seriously, it would be said to see Allah go all Charles Johnson on us. I may disagree with Allah on a lot of topics, but I like him and he does makes sense. He leans a little too Patterico on the Outlaw issue, but perhaps he will come around. Even Patterico has started making sense more lately (probably feeling guilty over being such a dick).

  9. serr8d says:

    (probably feeling guilty over being such a dick)

    Or, he may just be waiting for the right moment…

    Let’s hope you’re on to something there, Joe. But as long as Jeff’s still ‘banned’ from there, I won’t feel comfortable dropping in very often. But that’s just my personal choice, nothing of import or concern to anyone but me.

  10. MMc's hair accessories says:

    Hey, look, an honest tweet.

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