[Harry Callahan has to explain why he shot a man]
Harry Callahan: Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That’s my policy.
The Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?
Harry Callahan: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher’s knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn’t out collecting for the Red Cross!
[walks out of the room]
The Mayor: He’s got a point.
Bad storm causes collapse of Cowboy’s practice facility, injuring a bunch of people though no-one’s life is threatened, breaking the special team coach’s back.
I just came through DFW airport and had my flight cancelled to San Angelo. Me and five others said to hell with it and drove the rest of the way, I’ll wait for my bag to come through tomorrow, though I don’t know if it will even make it out if the weather keeps up.
Oh and Jeff, I worry about you sometimes. Fuckin’ hilarious video, though. After all day on a plane or driving through West Texas, I needed the laugh.
Do I have any idea what’s going on in the video? No. Must I? No. Should I? Perhaps.
Still. Great song nevertheless.
Not having Firefox, I can’t see what’s there. Can you link it, Jeff?
Is that your camper for real, Jeff?
LMFAO.
Simeon Varlamov, just because he wouldn’t get it either, but he will stand on his head and make the save.
Woot!
Jeffersonian: try here.
Sdferr
PPFFFFFFFTTTTTTT!!!!!!
Those are not approved chainsaw protocols. Trust me on this.
Thanks, SBP. Related
Those are not approved chainsaw protocols. Trust me on this.
My kids asked me, “Dad, what’s wrong?” I had almost fallen from my chair when I saw that.
bwahhaha…snort… haheh…
oh geez now I’ll never get that image out of my mind whenever I hear that song…
Those are not approved chainsaw protocols. Trust me on this
I was worried for a moment it was going to end badly
serr8d: Not unless you have a steel jockstrap to go with the steel-toed boots.
Jeffersonian, beer, beer, Natty Boh’s.
The other night a lady here expressed a liking for red headed guys. Well there ya go.
Bad storm causes collapse of Cowboy’s practice facility, injuring a bunch of people though no-one’s life is threatened, breaking the special team coach’s back.
Yep. Three rounds of bad thunderstorms here in DFW. That occurred during round 1. Round 2 was near 5 PM, and round 3 came through about 10 PM.
And we may have more of this stuff overnight and in the morning.
Fittingly, lillehammer’s a red-head.
Just to cleanse your palate. Think of it as pickled Georgian or something.
True, few well timed or placed cockslaps do tend to improve your chain’s performance.
“a” few now here “a” few now there
That is a masterpiece. Brilliant on so many levels. So wrong in so many ways.
And Hamm’s?
BONUS!!!
David R.:
I just came through DFW airport and had my flight cancelled to San Angelo. Me and five others said to hell with it and drove the rest of the way, I’ll wait for my bag to come through tomorrow, though I don’t know if it will even make it out if the weather keeps up.
Oh and Jeff, I worry about you sometimes. Fuckin’ hilarious video, though. After all day on a plane or driving through West Texas, I needed the laugh.
Two thoughts:
*I’m not a fan of sawdust.
*No teeth!!!!
Carrot Top has really fallen on harder times than I thought.
Envy: Jeff…
Sometimes… well lots of times… Jeff scares me.
Just sayin’
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