…while I run to the post office. Seriously. You have my word. I will never lie to you again. Let’s see how the Jews like them apples.
May 3, 2004
Mea Culpa
Hi. My name is protein wisdom. I’m a well-known blog, and I’ve been lying to you. I’ve kept the secret for years now, but all lies grow and eventually get out of control. This is me coming clean about my Big Lie. What did I lie about? Oh, nothing much… Except that I was never a blog. I never spent a day composing online. I never really learned Movable Type.
May 3, 2004
Hi-Ho Fibber, Away!
Confused? Go here. Or here. Or here. Or here. Or just about anywhere, for that matter. update: Heh
May 2, 2004
Vietnam. Vietnam Vietnam.
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May 2, 2004
Vietnam. Vietnam Vietnam.
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May 2, 2004
Robert Anton Wisdom
Q: How many Schroedinger’s cats does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Are we looking at the same lightbulb? Because this one’s working just fine… Alternate world answer: You’re right, I guess we should replace that, shouldn’t we. **** for John Beck, who may or may not like quantum physics.
May 2, 2004
Chicken (not so) Little
The UK government’s chief scientist, Professor Sir David King, said last week that — left unchecked — global warming will soon leave Antarctica as the only place on earth to live: Sir David said that levels of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere — the main “green-house gas” causing climate change — were already 50 per cent higher than at any time in the past 420,000 years. The last time they
May 2, 2004
Tin Man
From the cutting room floor, ABC News, continued: 20/20’s Barbara Walters: “Let’s talk about medals and ribbons…” Teresa Heinz Kerry: “Let’s.” Barbara Walters: “You and your husband have been married how long now, Teresa?” Teresa Heinz Kerry: “It’ll be nine years, Memorial Day.” Barbara Walters: “Nine years. And in all that time, surely you’ve come to learn certain, shall we say, truths, about the Senator — truths not available to