Ouch. PLEASANTVILLE, N.J. — The coaches of a middle school basketball team who humiliated one of their players by giving him a “crybaby award” will likely face disciplinary action from district officials. The 13-year-old boy’s coach called him just before last month’s team banquet and told him to make sure he attended because he was getting a special trophy, the boy’s father said. At the event, the boy watched as

Man, whaddya need to do to get kicked off this thing — support Israel?

Mike Damone: “Hey. Buddy. You gotta ace that jacket.”

Puppies! Yay, puppies…! **** update: Indeed, there’s much wisdom to be found in the celebration of puppyhood.

Notice me. That’s it, not much to ask, a week of Rene what’s his name, the little Puerto Rican fuck with the thick lips and that awful awful hair….notice me, notice me. Micah Wright? Christ a tenth of my talent he has, the Photoshop hack, yet all the delicious vitriol spilled on him, wasted on him, spent spent spent on him, but — notice. Me. Notice me. I rail and

Notice me. That’s it, not much to ask, a week of Rene what’s his name, the little Puerto Rican fuck with the thick lips and that awful awful hair….notice me, notice me. Micah Wright? Christ a tenth of my talent he has, the Photoshop hack, yet all the delicious vitriol spilled on him, wasted on him, spent spent spent on him, but — notice. Me. Notice me. I rail and

Jonathan Mardukas: “Why are you so unpopular with the Chicago police department? Jack…?”

“President Vagina: please don’t touch my bush!” Or something like that.

…while I run to the post office. Seriously. You have my word. I will never lie to you again. Let’s see how the Jews like them apples.