8 Replies to “Bring. It. On—The poster!”

1. Kathy says:

   May 3, 2004 at 3:26 am

   Ahhhh!  Shoot when you see the whiteness of his legs!

   I’ve gone blind!

2. Dawn W says:

   May 3, 2004 at 3:56 am

   I thought you didn’t fall you pathetic dork.

   I didn’t fall, but that was after I fell off the snowboard and before I slid in the sand. Also, we’re having the sand analyzed. We believe it was part of a sinister plan hatched in Crawford, Texas.

   Kerry was riding with Secret Service agents through Concord, about 18 miles north of Boston, when his bike hit a patch of sand and he fell, campaign officials said.

   I wonder what kind of litany of epithets the agents had to endure…

   “He’s fine. They took the bike into the bike shop and he went home,” said campaign spokesman Michael Meehan.

   Holy cow! Someone at the Kerry campaign is asleep at the switch. This is how this information provided by the campaign should have read:

   “He’s fine. A bike spill is nothing compared to taking some schrapnel. They took the bike into the bike shop and the Viet Nam war veteran went home,” said campaign spokesman Michael Meehan.

3. Chrees says:

   May 3, 2004 at 4:55 am

   Well, I guess Wonkette is going to be seriously disappointed that JFK minor isn’t hung like a horse after all…

   But where is the sunflower zipper tab?

4. Dawn W says:

   May 3, 2004 at 5:16 am

   Chrees,

   I’m suprised the hand held mike isn’t tucked in there…never know when one might have a live shot…

5. TrueGrit says:

   May 3, 2004 at 3:51 pm

   Does anyone know the price of that bike? The FRAME ONLY is about $3500. Ouch.

   He’s soooo in touch with the regular joe.

6. Steve Skubinna says:

   May 3, 2004 at 7:39 pm

   I did NOT fall off that bike – I didn’t fall off right before I fell off.  And it isn’t mine, either, the family owns it.  And lots of foreign leaders tell me I look cute in Spandex.

7. Joe says:

   May 4, 2004 at 1:21 am

   Chrees,
   
   Not hung like a horse, you say ?
   
   Then how do you explain the huge dick on that bike ?

8. charles austin says:

   May 4, 2004 at 1:25 am

   I don’t care how expensive the bike is.  How are those skinny little thighs going to make it up Heartbreak Hill?

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