Q: How many Schroedinger’s cats does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Are we looking at the same lightbulb? Because this one’s working just fine…
Alternate world answer: You’re right, I guess we should replace that, shouldn’t we.
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for John Beck, who may or may not like quantum physics.
Bwaaahhaaahaaa…*ka-THUMP!!!* [falls off chair]
Ummm. How many times do we flip the switch to see if the light bulb is dead ? Or the cat ? Or Carla Faye ?
Apparently, the answer to the first and second is unknown. The third isn’t.
Or did she get injected ?
Q: What did Schroedinger’s wife say to her husband?
A: Honey, what did you do to the cat? He looks half dead.
Dorkafork: That’s hysterical / not funny at all.
See what I did there?
Heh. I went out looking for other Schroedinger jokes, and this one just rocks:
Q: What is Schroedinger’s parakeet called?
A: Ein Teilchensittich.
Ha ha! Those Germans!
(There actually is an explanation here, but I’m not saying I recommend it a any funnier).
Happy coincidence–I first picked up RAW’s Schroedinger’s Cat Trilogy after the title caught my eye just because I’m something of a physics buff. The rest is just sum-over-histories, as a man says.
So Heisenberg gets pulled over. The officer asks him “Do you know how fast you were going?”
“No, but I know where I am.”
Is this a good place to explain Roberts’ Lightbulb Completeness Theorem? You see, its my contention that all the knowledge in the Universe can be contained in a sufficiently large set of Lightbulb jokes….