Also from La Repubblica. And yet, she apparently has so much more self awareness than Oliver Willis. Did you know he has a MySpace account? They make him pay for the overage.
Castro Has Terminal Cancer? [Dan Collins]
From La Repubblica, sourcing Time Magazine: NEW YORK – Fidel Castro ha un cancro, è allo stadio terminale della malattia e non torneràmai più al potere. E’ la convinzione di molti esponenti dell’intelligence americana, che lo hanno riferito al settimanale statunitense Time Magazine. Secondo i servizi segreti degli Stati Uniti, il lider maximo, che ha 80 anni, sarebbe molto grave. “Fonti ufficiali Usa – scrive il settimanale sul suo
Contingency Planning? [Karl]
The White House claims to be surprised by Senate Armed Services Committee Chairman John Warner’s comment that the situation in Iraq was “drifting sideways,†but I tend to doubt it. Less than a week ago The Washington Post’s Jackson Diehl noted that last month, the White House itself started pressuring the Iraq government for progress within months. Diehl also quoted Lee Hamilton, who is—along with James Baker III—leading a congressionally
Six Silver Bullets [ahem]
After the anticipated shit-storm of dirty tricks from Rahm “Twinkletoes” Emanuel and the Left this month, a note of hope from Jed Babbin at Real Clear Politics to provide balance on what might otherwise be a rather depressing day: The Republicans should realize two things. First, as ABC’s political director Mark Halperin wrote a few days ago, Republican strengths are real. If Republicans start filtering the media-generated noise out of
Pluto Demoted, Limbo in Limbo [Dan Collins]
You just knew that the other cosmological shoe was going to drop, didn’t you? Vatican to review state of limbo The Pope is said never to have believed in the concept Catholic experts are expected to advise Pope Benedict XVI that teachings on the state of limbo – somewhere between heaven and hell – should be amended. ****** Our correspondent says some have suggested that the possible change is an
George Galloway Castrated, Cornholed [Dan Collins]
Cinema companies Regal Entertainment and Cinemark have decided not to carry British director Gabriel Range’s Death of a President which shows President George W. Bush assassinated after giving a speech to a business organization. AMC hasn’t determined whether or not to show the picture yet. How or how not this may affect your choice of where to see movies is of course up to you. I report, you deride. Death
Battlestar mohammed?
WTF, I watch Battlestar Galactic, it’s a great show or at least I used to think it was. Last night was the season premeire and they seem to have decided to turn it into a bash America show. When I first started watching it seemed like a good parallel of what was going on in the world. Cylons attacked the humans for no real reasons, just some perceived wrongs, and
Patterico’s Series on Guantanamo [Dan Collins]
While we’ve been doing whatever it is we’ve been doing here, bringing teh funny, or teh snark, or teh sincerity, or even teh substantive analysis, Patterico’s been posting a five-part series of interviews with a military psych nurse from Guantanamo. If you haven’t read it yet, I urge you to do so. There’s an interesting tidbit involving PW near the end of the fifth and final installment.
Officer, dude . . . I didn’t remember it was illegal . . . [Dan Collins]
Smoke ‘em if you can remember where you put ‘em. For the record, I think anyone over 65 ought to be permitted to take whatever substances they like. Why 65? Because I said so. ALSO: Iowa State University anecdote proves we’re all shallow. BREAKING NEWS: Men have feelings! UPDATE: Fecking intergalactic aliens subpoenaed, so far refuse to respond. They have no respect for our legal system. O’Reilly proposes wall. UPDATE
The Miller’s Tale & Attack of the Clone [Dan Collins]
Judelawadrilla apologizes to Sh*ttsburghers. Lame. Figure she’s ready for Congress (note, capital “C”) yet? UPDATE: People tell me to lay off of Natalie Portman, because she’s hot. Screw that: NEW YORK – Audrey Hepburn has a clone: Natalie Portman. The 25-year-old Portman, wearing the iconic black column dress worn by Hepburn in 1961’s “Breakfast at Tiffany’s,” graces the cover of the upcoming issue of Harper’s Bazaar. A smiling Portman â€â€
