Smoke ‘em if you can remember where you put ‘em.
For the record, I think anyone over 65 ought to be permitted to take whatever substances they like. Why 65? Because I said so.
ALSO: Iowa State University anecdote proves we’re all shallow.
BREAKING NEWS: Men have feelings!
UPDATE: Fecking intergalactic aliens subpoenaed, so far refuse to respond. They have no respect for our legal system. O’Reilly proposes wall.
UPDATE x2:
What leaders could be: More tolerant. USATODAY.com – Fri Oct 6, 12:21 AM ET
What leaders could be: Less partisan. USATODAY.com – Fri Oct 6, 12:20 AM ET
My take–what editorial writers could be: A Whole Lot Less Fecking Idiotic- Fri Oct 6, 10:11 PM ET
More ALSO: World Powers consider considering to give consideration to proposal to consider considering sanctioning international body nose-thumbing Irani nose thumbers. Yay! World Powers!
Still Yet ALSO more: Thousands inconvenienced to prevent you from being blown up, you selfish prick! And Mrs. Doubtfire’s new perm!
How drunk am I? QUITE. Woman next to me at bar: Does anyone ever respond, or do you do this for yourself? Good question! I reply. I’m not sure!
Well I say 25, but I suppose we can agree to disagree.
What can I say? Brilliant. Some merely fill a place, but some take over. Well done, sir.
Tell her you do it all for her, or tell her you’re doing it for your poor sick mum.
Whatever it takes, dude.
The time: 1 hour ago
The event: 50th bday party for one of the girls at her Country Club.
Dutch(watching his wife walk to the dance floor): Look it’s almost all girls on the dance floor.
Me:Girls love to dance, boys love to fuck, what are ya gonna do?
Dutch: Dance
cosmic truth
Yeah,
Those people who “socialize” on the Internet are shallow. Why they could spend their time more constructively by reading blogs for hours and periodically post inane comments, like we cool people do!
Wait a minute. This is socializing!?
That’s it, I’m outa here.
(Until next time.)
Dan, you’ve got me on overload. But it’s no doubt because I have no feelings. So I strenuously object to your idea that I have some. Can’t you ever leave me alone?
You keep saying fecking. I do not think that word means what you think it means.
“Why they could spend their time more constructively by reading blogs for hours and periodically post inane comments, like we cool people do!”
Posted by Lew Clark
Speak for yourself, cool Lew. Back to im for you, cool Lew. Foley awaits.
Dan, I hope you did not drink that liquid in the Mason jar in Jeff’s basement that he saved from the next door neighbor’s yard last winter. Rare yellow snow and it was on its way to becoming vintage.
TW: floor69 Drunk, on the floor, 69 <shudder>
Yes, as much as I like Dan’s regular posts, the drunk-blogging is very nice also.
I went there. Case closed.
If you can remember where you put ‘em, you don’t need ‘em. But hey, I’ve never been a slave to logic…
SB: england18
wales3
Dan,
I sense in your words a cry for recognition, a little appreciation for the hours you’ve slaved over a hot keyboard, making sure there’s a warm post to feed our souls when we finally drag our sorry butts online, late from work, blouses fastened with an extra button at the bottom and an extra buttonhole up top.
Lots of comments have literally made me LOL on this blog, but one of yours was the first, just so ya know. Sounds like that chick believes things like I read somewhere yesterday… that 95% of the Internet is pornography. Amazing how seldom I run into it.
Now, be a good boy and get me a Margarita, no salt, please!
TW: What the feck kind of TW is per14?
If you’re not ready to bang her, keep drinking.
Heh, I’m reminded of Titus where Stacy Keach in on a tear.
Papa Titus: “Boy, that’s your problem. You insist on a perfect ten. I pick a six and drink until she’s an eight.”