Judelawadrilla apologizes to Sh*ttsburghers.
Lame. Figure she’s ready for Congress (note, capital “C”) yet?
UPDATE: People tell me to lay off of Natalie Portman, because she’s hot. Screw that:
NEW YORK – Audrey Hepburn has a clone: Natalie Portman. The 25-year-old Portman, wearing the iconic black column dress worn by Hepburn in 1961’s “Breakfast at Tiffany’s,” graces the cover of the upcoming issue of Harper’s Bazaar.
A smiling Portman  often called the modern-day Hepburn [ed. WHA?]  channels the spritely Holly Golightly by showing off the back of the dress, which was designed by Givenchy. Pearls are draped around her neck. Her hair, set with a black headband, is swept into a stylish updo in an update of Golightly’s signature beehive.
“I did feel very elegant suddenly,” Portman tells the magazine. “I mean, you can’t possibly measure up to Audrey Hepburn; there’s no comparison. But the elegance that she exuded was transmitted to the dress, you know, the feeling, the emotion of it.”
Three words: Golly, lightweight ho!
Young “Whale Rider” Actress pregnant:
The father is her boyfriend of three years, Bradley Hull, 19.
Whew! Dodged a bullet, there.
Fawcett: Don’t worry about my tits, it’s only my brain!
Where the hell is Devine when you need him? Being dead is no excuse.
Didn’t he have a poor stint with the Packers after leaving Notre Dame? I seem to recall someone shot his dog.
There was a very promising, very young actress who gave a strikingly natural performance in a movie titled Léon (The Professional).
I haven’t seen her since then.
I often wonder what happened to her.
Young “Whale Rider†Actress pregnant:
Oh God!
Ha!
Someone’s got a sense of humor, I see…
“….She will be seen next as Mary in “The Nativity Story,†set for release Dec. 1.”
– Is she planning on having it in a manger?
– definately revenge of the something….
– Fawcett. Why are the Hollywood elite always so non-plused to discover they’re actually just like real people, only spoiled.