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Paris Hilton: “I’m Not Very Smart” [Dan Collins]

Also from La Repubblica.

And yet, she apparently has so much more self awareness than Oliver Willis.

Did you know he has a MySpace account?  They make him pay for the overage.

12 Replies to “Paris Hilton: “I’m Not Very Smart” [Dan Collins]”

  1. Rats.  I was hoping to get through a twenty-four hour timespan without having to be ONCE AGAIN reminded of the existence of Paris Hilton.

    She shouldn’t be despondent over being a brainwipe, though.  There’s somebody for everybody.

  2. Karl says:

    Rats.  I was hoping to get through a twenty-four hour timespan without having to be ONCE AGAIN reminded of the existence of Oliver Willis.

    Oliver Willis is Oliver Willis.  And that’s about as far as he gets with the truth.

  3. Karl says:

    BTW, if we’re dipping back into the celeb bin, I should note that there are new pics of Scarlett Johansson in a kinky leather outfit with a (virtually) naked Dita Von Tesse (the burlesque dancer married to Marilyn Manson).

  4. ahem says:

    He’s a husky little fella, isn’t he?

  5. J. Peden says:

    And yet, she apparently has so much more self awareness than Oliver Willis

    Ain’t that the truth.

    It’s a dead heat as to who I’d rather even watch, real dead.

  6. J. Peden says:

    “He’s a husky little fella, isn’t he?”

    Posted by ahem

    I thought that at first, too, until I noticed that it was only his really small ears which “made him look fat”.

  7. Dita Von Tesse?  I can’t get excited about her.  I don’t think I could even use the same park picnic table as Marilyn Manson.

  8. ahem says:

    I don’t think I could even use the same urinal as Marilyn Manson.

  9. Karl says:

    Yeah, obviously I’m interested in Scarlett, not Dita.

    I don’t think I could even use the same urinal as Oliver Willis.

  10. dwa says:

    I always figured you couldn’t even get into the same public bathroom as O-Dub, let alone get around to using the same urinal.

  11. J. Peden says:

    “I don’t think I could even use the same urinal as Oliver Willis.”

    Posted by Karl

    You wouldn’t even be able to get into the same bathroom.

  12. J. Peden says:

    apologies to dwa, who beat me to it by a long shot.

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