The responses have been typical.  Even if they are as yet only latent. Bill Maher:  “That’s because you have a retard kid.” Alec Baldwin:  “A retard kid who’ll probably grow up and take it in the ass like a queen because he’s too retarded to know that normal guys don’t let queens put it in their asses.” Andrew Sullivan:  “You can call the new party the “not really your waterhead

Safeway check-out clerk:  “Just sliced turkey breast?  No ham?” me:  “Beg pardon?” Safeway check-out clerk:  “Nothing.  Forget it.” me:   “I’m sorry, is there something wrong?” Safeway check-out clerk:  “You mean other than your vile, bigoted, discriminatory embrace of one particular type of lunch meat over another noble meat of equal dignity that  you’ve excluded so pointedly from  your lunchtime sandwiches?  No.  Not at all.” me:   “Oh. That.  Well. what if

Jim Geraghty breaks out some timely movie references (yup, Jeff immediately seized upon the Die Hard line, if only as a way to remember fondly the glory days of a moribund franchise that, by the next installment, will have John McClain fighting against environmental polluters) and beats the Obamaphile European elites and the true believers whom they shepherded along with them about the head and neck, while at the same

Big Brother is watching you, even while on a 100 million dollar vacation that will allow him to have photos of himself taken dominating an elephant.  Which is something several of my graduate school English Professors would have insisted played as a none-too-subtle political statement.  Judicial Watch: Judicial Watch announced today that it has obtained records from the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau (CFPB) revealing that the agency has spent millions

Uh oh. Somebody at the Department of Keep the Rubes from Hearing About How it is We’re Abusing Our Powers is going to get pinkslipped over this one! Andrew Malcolm, IBD: […] ObamaCare implementation is lagging with only 92 days left until the Democrat’s expensive new plan takes effect. Millions of people are having second or third thoughts as they get new health insurance bills with steeply hiked rates, as employers

The “Independence fundraiser.” I like that. Allows me to wrap myself up in the flag and beg for money. Just like the Founders would have. For freedom!