I don’t care what the progressives say:  I happen to like your tan, I find your  laugh lines make you look quite distinguished and handsome — in an almost Eastwoodian way — and your eloquence hasn’t faded with time. Honestly, you don’t look a day over 220. Now go. Have a blast!  Eat a couple three brats and some deviled egg potato salad, maybe down a few cold brews as