And really, what does it matter?  Such gotcha questions are but distractions from the real message, which is that John McCain is a friend to the noble immigrant, who history shows us has built our country and made it great, doing things lazy, fat-assed Anglos simply will not.  Like, for instance, install hydraulics and eight subwoofers into El Caminos, or form truly epic cockfighting rings. So the real question is,

For those of you in a rush, I’ll paraphrase:  a bunch of our establishment GOP leaders are timid little vaginas.  And not the smart, mousy, librarian kind who, once you convince them to take off their glasses, lose the frumpy cardigan, and buy a pair of heels, become like confident, glorious swans; but rather the really stupid and ignorant ones, like the kind that Meghan McCain may one day use

Or, as we who eschew the Orwellian use of language like to call them, tax increases.  Again. But this is all part of a grand bargain that, ultimately, Hugh Hewitt and a few other GOP cheerleaders will herald as a genius stroke by the very underrated and underappreciated pair of Mitch McConnell, who has helped steer the GOP away from becoming a regional party by pushing Democrat policy, and John

And here you thought race-baiting couldn’t be cheapened even more by these fossilized race hustlers still living cynically off of the shadow cast by Dr King, a shadow they hide in while doing everything in their power to undermine his message, keep their own people enslaved to big government and stoked by hatred, and gain personal wealth and power by pretending to be “civil rights leaders” when what they are

Ha!  Fooled you!  Michael Moore said no such thing. Yet. But only because he was still in his enormous tub, having his pet illegals spoon feed him his morning bowl of farina and congealed bacon fat. What is true, though, is that Detroit is bankrupt and it’s politicians are demanding a federal bailout.  To which I say, why the fuck would those states who haven’t elected Democrat crooks, been coopted