(thanks to Diana)
December 24, 2012
Matt Damon: actor, genius, fracking expert
That’s right. My Christmas Eve morn was unexpectedly interrupted by an inadvertent stop on the “Kelly and Michael” show, where I heard Matt Damon explaining — unchallenged, but with very serious and concerned head-nodding by the know-nothings paid to allow the actor, genius, and now fracking expert to pimp his latest mediocre movie — just how serious an environmental concern fracking is, and, well, Big Oil, tainted water tables, fiery
Obama: most Americans don’t want military-style assault weapons; high-capacity magazines
Fortunately for those Americans, they aren’t compelled to own either — though they have an unalienable to right to own both, and no right to deny me my natural right to self defense. Meanwhile, most Americans don’t want ObamaCare. And they have no choice in the matter. Because Justice Roberts. So. The defense rests. Honestly: are these the kinds of bleating idiots (Penn Jillette excluded) who you want crying for
