Begging the question, then why the fuck did you vote for him? Morons.  

In my previous post on the Boehner failure to get his caucus to fall in line and hike taxes — which would have been the first time they’d done so in decades of their having held a House majority — I half-jokingly attributed to the GOP ruling class establishment the headline, “Stupid unnuanced purists stab only adult in the room in his adroit and savvy back; prove they ain’t worth

Alternate Rovean / Kristol headline:  “Stupid unnuanced purists stab only adult in the room in his adroit and savvy back; prove they ain’t worth the salt in his (orange-tinged) tears” CNS: Conservative members of the House of Representatives dealt a stunning defeat to the House Republican leadership on Thursday night, forcing Speaker John Boehner (R.-Ohio) to cancel a vote on his “Plan B” tax-increase proposal. Earlier in the evening, the

But no, I don’t regret for a moment having spent the past six months dressed in a jade-colored breechcloth and jaguar skin shirt praying to Kinich Ahau and Itzamna, nor do I regret selling my Willie Mays rookie card to fund a pilgrimage to Caana  and the Cave of the Witch, having first made stops at blessed cities of the northern lowlands like Chichen Itza, Uxmal, Edzná, and Coba —