I’m beginning to think the Mayans were speaking figuratively.

You’ve heard me mention this before:  sixteen abstentions would lead to a (potential) tie for election of House Speaker, provided no Dems cross over to vote for Boehner, resulting in an opportunity for Republicans eager to serve their constituencies to pick a replacement — one that need not even be in the House. I offered previously for consideration Allen West, but there are a number of others who could do

After the zombie apocalypse goes full blown, there won’t be much of a market for any jewelry or so-called precious metals, save for diamonds and copper.  So were I you — and I was looking to take on a score of wives in order to help build a clan and then repopulate the earth with liberty-loving conservatives — I’d skip the engagement ring altogether and propose by getting down on

Here’s what’s coming our way.  And it ain’t just conservatives who will suffer as a result of our electorate having re-upped for fundamental transformation.  There are old, infirm, in-pain hippies with deteriorating eyesight, too — and no amount of progressive bona fides or Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young on the iPhone will save them from the clinical inefficiency of a bloated, bean-counting bureaucracy bent on protecting its own power, control,

Goddamn Christers.  Always fucking up the free exercise of libertinism / uterus scraping in the name of some goofy idea about religious freedom .  Christ.  Don’t these Heavenhumpers watch Bill Maher? Here’s an encouraging update on the nationwide legal challenges to ObamaCare by religious institutions that will be forced to provide insurance coverage for such things as abortion drugs, birth control and sterilizations that violate their beliefs. This story is

Business Insider, “Conservatives Are Threatening To ‘Systematically Replace’ Republicans Who Agree To A Deal On The Fiscal Cliff”: Driven by growing concerns that House GOP leaders will give in to raising tax rates, grassroots conservatives are ramping up pressure on Republicans to block any deal on the fiscal cliff. More than 100 conservative leaders — including Santorum megadonor Foster Friess, RedState editor Erick Erickson, Phyllis Schlafly, longtime GOP activist Morton