Well, they aren’t, but that’s just because I don’t get out much. And when I do, I live in Colorado. But they could be, under the right circumstances. And that’s what matters. At any rate, seems like today’s a good day to smear that particular jot of lamb’s blood on my door jam. I hear the Angel of Death is out purging, so, you know, why risk it?

This started as a comment, but I’m going to post it here so that you all can discuss while I recover from my rancid stomach ailment. So. First, let me say this: Derb’s article is “controversial” in the same way Juan Williams’ noting that he gets a bit frightened on a plane when he sees Arabs in the row in front of him tugging at their vests was controversial. Meaning,