“I’m pretty sure that’s racist — and besides, I work plenty hard:  I mean, it’s not like golf balls  just drive themselves, you know. “Now.  If you’ll excuse me, I have vacations to scout.  For freedom!”

I already wrote this today, but hell, let’s make it a recurring theme:  Welcome to liberal fascism, citizen. Take a seat. We’ll be with you when we’re with you: We know for a fact that enormous sums of money legally off limits have disappeared into the maw of disgraced Senator John Corzine’s gambling counterparties, all of whom seem to have taken the oath of omerta. We know that Corzine personally

Fair share, indeed. CNS: According to statistics compiled from the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) by the Tax Foundation, those people making above $50,000 had an effective tax rate of 14.1 percent, and carried 93.3 percent of the total tax burden. In contrast, Americans making less than $50,000 had an effective tax rate of 3.5 percent and their total share of the tax burden was just 6.7 percent. Americans making more

Ever wondered who the oldest (that is, earliest born) person to have appeared in a motion picture might be? Well, I can’t be certain — there are so many uncredited parts in, say, early DW Griffith films — but I may have found the oldest person listed on IMDB: Sarah Whitley (born Sarah Robinson), who portrayed herself in “Roundhay Garden Scene”, an 1888 short documentary film. She was born in