You can send it to Romney and Gingrich, too — though you needn’t bother on my account. I never expected better from them. Bachmann, conversely, I never anticipated would be willing to sabotage the conservative movement and frame the debate from the left — and in so doing, cede yet another bit of linguistic ground to the very people whose programs are at the heart of our economic problems —
September 12, 2011
Monday Night Football
The Broncos and Raiders have the late game, which means I put off tailgating today until after I downed a couple breakfast burritos. That was four hours ago, though. So. Question: is it sad that I’m at home, alone, doing beer bongs with Miller Chill? Or is it more, you know — awesome…?
On Social Security
“Yes, It Is a Ponzi Scheme”: The original Ponzi scheme was the brainchild of Charles Ponzi. Starting in 1916, the poor but enterprising Italian immigrant convinced people to allow him to invest their money. However, Ponzi never actually made any investments. He simply took the money he was given by later investors and gave it to his early investors, providing those early investors with a handsome profit. He then used
BREAKING: Obama speaks
Wants Congress to Pass the American Jobs Act bill. Right now. I know this, because he’s said as much a dozen or so times. What we’re witnessing here is the first postmodern, faculty-lounge Presidency taken to its inevitable and surreal end: a lazy imperialist President emerges from a weekend of NFL Sunday Ticket and demands Congress pass a bill that hasn’t yet been written, which he expects will be “fully
Racist Americans lie to pollsters, pretend to approve of interracial marriage to hide their shame
Sneaky bastards. This just a few years after their last attempt to hide their shameful bigotries by cynically voting a black man into office. But you can’t fool the left. They know who you all are. And the fact is, if you don’t vote Obama a second term, or if you pretend to disapprove of his policies, it’s because you are all a bunch of backsliding quasi-Klansmen who, given the