Kill a bird with a wind turbine? That’s for the greater good. Kill a bird near an oil field? Lawyer up, filthy earth rapists. (h/t Rob Port)

Obama, the undisputed King of Debt!

Wait, I thought that proper food socialization and nutritional enforcement was the “top government priority.” Seriously. You government types need to pull your czars together and figure out some sort of centralized hierarchy. LAT: Someday in the not-too-distant future, the U.S. departments of Defense, Health and Human Services, Justice and Labor could be joined be a new executive branch entity: The Department of Happiness. That’s right. There’s a growing movement

Francis Ford Coppola’s Godfather III was roundly panned by critics for its inexplicable absence of Herman Cain cameos. And Sofia Coppola’s performance. But mostly, no Herman Cain.

And why wouldn’t they? Isn’t that their entire economic policy in a nutshell?

Of course the problem, as Matt Lewis points out, is that we’ve allowed the courts to assume a position above the Legislative and Executive branches, in effect allowing them to rule any attempt to rein them in as unconstitutional. But that’s not a problem with Gingrich’s idea so much as it is with the power we’ve allowed the the courts to accrue: what we have in this country is a

My attempts to talk sense into a few of these stalwart watchdogs of media reportage have proven largely unsuccessful, as I’ve somehow been unable to press the point that being unfunny is not the same as being serious — that the former is not necessarily the inverse of the latter, because intent, naturally, must be factored into the interpretation. That is to say, bad satire (which, by the way, is

Not only that, but these conniving frauds are willing to vote for Cain to lead the entire nation — that is, to lead them, this being, as the TEA Party racists like to remind us, a representative republic — in order to hide their belief in the inferiority of a particular race. Whom they hate. The facts are the facts: One need look only to the vocal support by TEA

How’s that hopey-changey stuff workin’ out for ya’? Several of Barack Obama’s top campaign supporters went from soliciting political contributions to working from within the Energy Department as it showered billions in taxpayer-backed stimulus money on alternative energy firms, iWatch News and ABC News have learned. One of them was Steven J. Spinner, a high-tech consultant and investor in energy companies who raised at least $500,000 for Obama. He became