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Racist Americans lie to pollsters, pretend to approve of interracial marriage to hide their shame

Sneaky bastards. This just a few years after their last attempt to hide their shameful bigotries by cynically voting a black man into office.

But you can’t fool the left. They know who you all are. And the fact is, if you don’t vote Obama a second term, or if you pretend to disapprove of his policies, it’s because you are all a bunch of backsliding quasi-Klansmen who, given the rope, the tree, and a wink from the corrupt, tobacco-chewing sheriff of your small backwoods town, would happily string blacks up in trees.

I hope you’re proud of yourselves.

Truth is, I don’t know how you even look at yourselves in the mirror.

You disgust me.

32 Replies to “Racist Americans lie to pollsters, pretend to approve of interracial marriage to hide their shame”

  1. Carin says:

    I’m ok with black/white intermarriage. It’s the liberal/conservative mix that I simply don’t see as workable.

  2. happyfeet says:

    that’s very sad about that spartacus guy

  3. Dana says:

    Uhhh, you are aware, I hope, that some people won’t see this as sarcasm in the least.

  4. Carin says:

    Eh. I don’t know who he was. I’m sadder for a friend of mine who had recently married and had a new baby. Then died of cancer at the young age of 42. He was the nicest guy and I can still hear his laugh. Late 30’s early 40s are bad for teh Cancer. My hs 25th reunion is in a few months, and it appears there has been a run of recent cancer deaths.

  5. Dana says:

    Carin, I’ve managed to stay married to a Democrat — who even voted for TehWon — for 32 years, 3 months and 23 days.

  6. happyfeet says:

    cancer is just so wrong

  7. Alec Leamas says:

    Haven’t we gotten to the point where it would be a more expeditious affair to list the things which are not racist rather than those that are?

  8. DarthLevin says:

    If my response to the statement, “Pasty-faced Annika is getting married to dark-as-a-coalmine Fred” is “yeah, so?”, does that fit in the “Approve” category? Because it’s not that I “approve” so much as it doesn’t particularly matter to me.

  9. Pablo says:

    Navin, I’d love you if you was the color of a baboon’s ass.

  10. Roddy Boyd says:

    All of which is funny since the deep-thinkers who spoke to the NYT on background about their concerns over the possibility that BO isn’t remotely likely to see a second term are assuredly whiter than the BYU basketball team circa 1965.

  11. […] Racist Americans lie to pollsters, pretend to approve of interracial marriage to hide their shame […]

  12. Carin says:

    Carin, I’ve managed to stay married to a Democrat — who even voted for TehWon — for 32 years, 3 months and 23 days.

    *shakes head disapprovingly*

    It’s just not NATURAL.

  13. dicentra says:

    some people won’t see this as sarcasm in the least.

    What, the entire sinistrosphere?

    it would be a more expeditious affair to list the things which are not racist

    1. Being on the Left.

    Yup, you were right! Easy peasy!

  14. Sarah Rolph says:

    “sinistrosphere”

    heh!

  15. geoffb says:

    There are two different ways that there can be a black/white intermarriage. I strongly suspect that when the question is asked only one of them comes to mind for the respondents. The poll needs to be run asking about each type as a question that changes back and forth so as to see what the feeling/thinking is in each case. Might be eye opening.

  16. Slartibartfast says:

    I’ve managed to stay married to a Democrat — who even voted for TehWon — for 32 years, 3 months and 23 days.

    Time travel?

  17. Squid says:

    Relativity. They got married in 1996; it just seems like 32 years.

    At least, if Dana’s house is anything like mine…

  18. Slartibartfast says:

    I just interpreted that as she has been married to someone who voted for Teh Won over 32 years ago. Which presents certain difficulties, I think.

  19. Ernst Schreiber says:

    There are two different ways that there can be a black/white intermarriage. I strongly suspect that when the question is asked only one of them comes to mind for the respondents. The poll needs to be run asking about each type as a question that changes back and forth so as to see what the feeling/thinking is in each case. Might be eye opening.

    Yes, yes it would. Which is why it’s never gonna happen.

  20. Dana says:

    Not relativity, though she does have a lot of relatives. But she’s pretty, still a size 6, and we just don’t discuss politics. There really are other things to do with a wife, you know.

  21. LBascom says:

    If interracial marriage is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

    Inter-species marriage is still wrong though…

  22. LTC John says:

    I had to hide my bigotry against the Other by fighting alongside and under the command of, persons of color…and fight to protect the Other/brown persons of non-Christian status to boot.

    I must be one awesome bigot, underneath.

    I don’t talk politics with my wife – but I think she voted for O! This time around, I suspect she will not.

  23. DarthLevin says:

    Inter-species marriage is still wrong though…

    LBascom, you are a dirty dirty hater what hates and is judgey. Marriages are for all God’s creatures even teh ghey ones.

  24. sdferr says:

    And here the archeological anthropologists are beginning to tell us we are the happy result of interspecies breeding. Oops.

  25. LBascom says:

    I don’t know from archeological anthropologists, but I heard that Catherine the Great chick was wild!

  26. Dana says:

    LBascom wrote:

    Inter-species marriage is still wrong though…

    What? You were against the marriage of Worf and Jadzia Dax?

    And without inter-species marriage, between Sarek and Amanda Grayson, we’d never have had Mr Spock, and thus no Star Trek!

  27. LTC John says:

    Crud, Dana beat me to the Star Trek riff…nicely played.

  28. LBascom says:

    According to Mr. Locke, we’re all of the Kree.

    I mean, you never saw Kirk trying to ball a Tribble did you?

  29. geoffb says:

    There was a Star Trek where it was shown that all the beings (Humans, Klingon, Romulan etc.) were descended from one race. Can’t remember if it was in a movie or just an episode as it has been too long since I watched it.

  30. LBascom says:

    In Temporary Duty Ric had “the beings” as you put it, categorized by 5 or 6 criteria if I remember right. Basic physical configuration, basic method of sexual reproduction, like that. There was one alien species that reproduced by laying eggs, so they weren’t of the Kree.

    Pretty creative fellow, that Ric Locke dude….

  31. LTC John says:

    #29 – it was an episode of STTNG. Kind of weak at the end. I always thought all the Star Trek races looked alike because of small budgets in the 1960s show…what?

  32. SDN says:

    LTC John, this is the same kind of inability to write that doomed Star Wars in Phantom Menace. There are things that no one needs explained, like where the Force comes from, and when the writer attempts it, they almost always screw up that “willing suspension of disbelief” thing.

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