Still nothing. But I am now hearing claims that someone paid a lawyer good American money to send this letter standard mail — with no delivery confirmation and no certification of receipt — to an “old address” that can’t be revealed. Because then I’d know who my victim is. And I’m not supposed to know. Which makes the sending of the letter all the more baffling. Oh. I’ve been at

Okay. Now they’re just making this too easy. Reached for comment, a distracted and rum-soaked President Obama, dressed in flower-print Hawaiian shorts and sporting a Hard Rock Cafe: Rio t-shirt — oh, nevermind. Write your own damn punchline. I have my dignity. (thanks to Dave O’C)

A minor setback for the most transparent administration evah! The Federal Reserve will publish new details about its emergency lending to banks during the 2008 financial crisis after the Supreme Court on Monday rejected a final banking industry appeal for secrecy. The central bank said it will release within the next week a list of loans made from its main emergency aid program, the so-called discount window. It is the

Or, “FOXNews stooge and anti-Muslim Uncle Tom (who really should see a therapist, because he’s clearly racist, and probably hates the working man, too) calls for an end to informing poor rural people about their economic interests and social justice”. For those of you who might want to read the title unmasked from all the conservative code words: Juan Williams has opposed defunding NPR — until now. But his opinion

Invite the pig to dinner. When he shows up, you, a couple of your pals, and Gilbert Gottfried heckle the shit out of him.

And we wouldn’t want to do that until after Obama is re-elected. So thanks for the heads up there, chief! Regulation of greenhouse gasses by the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) could reverse the very modest economic recovery and even send it back into a recession, a report from the National Center for Public Policy Research finds. “These regulations,” author Dana Joel Gattuso wrote, “will have a more severe impact on

VDH: President Obama yesterday praised Brazil for its new offshore oil industry and said he wants to buy as much oil as possible in this new win-win partnership — although we have piled up $5 trillion in new debt, curtailed new petroleum exploration off shore and in the West, as well as kept Alaska off-limits. Our near-term energy future apparently lies in borrowing money to buy oil from those we

…and get right to outlawing conservatism in Wisconsin? And if that doesn’t work, you can always vote them into slavery, or perhaps move them into camps. Anything to get back to the good old days of freedom! If only the US were more like China. (thanks to Mr B)