Okay. Now they’re just making this too easy.
Reached for comment, a distracted and rum-soaked President Obama, dressed in flower-print Hawaiian shorts and sporting a Hard Rock Cafe: Rio t-shirt — oh, nevermind. Write your own damn punchline.
I have my dignity.
(thanks to Dave O’C)
It’s that Christine O’Donnell witchcraft, suckaz.
yea but its high speed rail
, pointed out the president has a jet, and the camera man was standing on our line. “Can’t we putt in peace?”, he queried in his usual perfectly clear manner.
I actually took a cross country on AMTRAC recently. I liked it.
Meanwhile, Obama is not taking calls from his supporters.
Pellegri, he’s probably afraid that last call he got from Soros was actually James O’Keefe. Why take that chance again?
…noted “Fuckin’ Biden. C’mon Shelly, don’t bogart that thing.”
Whatever happened to waiting until after someone dies to name something after him, in case he does something really dumb later in life?
Oh, wait. Never mind.
the braindead are grandfathered in.
(With apologies to Insty)
They told me if I voted for Sarah Palin for Vice President, we’d have an incompetent idiot in the office.
And they were right!
It’s official.
Joe Biden is actually Zap Brannigan.
$20 bucks says he blew up the new train station while trying to cut the big red dedication ribbon with his “Stimulus” laser.
Obama/ Biden.
“The Train Station Names Will Run Right on Time”.
Considering how commuter rail in Japan killed hundreds of times more folks than omgwtf nuclear disasters I am surprised the Amtrak dude got on a train at all.
While I’m glad that they throw us these little chuckles now and then, I still think they’re all rotten bastards.
So they cannot even make the trains run on time?