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“Pro-choice fiscal conservative attacked at Tea Party rally by irate white trash Christers wielding rubber fetuses; Jesus, others cheer angry mob”

0 Replies to “Headlines you'll likely never read, 372”

  1. happyfeet says:

    that happened to my cousin once

  2. Pedes gaudii says:

    She Who Must Not Be Named wasn’t at the white trash Christers, was she?

  3. Ella says:

    I don’t think Jesus likes mobs. He hasn’t, historically, had good experiences with the mobs.

  4. alppuccino says:

    Hard to buy a good quality rubber fetus. They’re all made in China now. Can’t picture Jesus wielding one though, not and maintain his “Jesus hands”.

  5. alppuccino says:

    373: Harry Reid Neuters Pet, Coons Resting Comfortably

  6. LBascom says:

    More likely headline:

    Pro-choice, gay marriage advocates vaporized at rally in man caused disaster. Mystery of the motive deepens even as the perpetrator, Abdul Fahd Mohammad, is identified.

  7. Big Bang Hunter says:

    – Bumbblefuck got a taste of his own medicine at a fundraiser last night from the Ghey coalition.

    – You live by the activism, you die by the activism.

    – Not a good time for the Progessive cult.

  8. Jim 'n San Diego says:

    Where do you even get a rubber fetus?

  9. happyfeet says:

    Lila Rose

  10. Joe says:

    Buy happy, was your cousin a fetus at the time?

  11. Mikey NTH says:

    Those fiscal conservative deaththirsty heretics had it coming.

  12. Joe says:

    Jim in S.D. Don’t know where they are selling them but here is one.

  13. scooter says:

    I object to your use of the term “rubber fetus.” It’s a “rubber mass of cells.”

  14. proudvastrightwingconspirator says:

    Headlines you’ll likely never read #374:

    “NYT & TV networks heads admit failing to properly vet then-Candidate Obama.”

  15. guinsPen says:

    Headlines you’ll never see #1:

  16. LTC John says:

    #15 – rubber burden or rubber punishment?

  17. Slartibartfast says:

    He hasn’t, historically, had good experiences with the mobs.

    First they eats all of your loaves and fishes, then they nails you to a tree.

    Ungrateful bastidges.

  18. scooter says:

    LTC – it’s definitely not a “rubber choice.” Unless we’re talking about the wide variety of prophylactics that are available, which would only confuse the issue.

  19. Randy says:

    Hard to beat anyone up using that one, Joe. Maybe you could fill a sack with them and use that.

  20. Rob Crawford says:

    Where do you even get a rubber fetus?

    First, you need a fleshlight…

  21. guinsPen says:

    #23: Rrrrrubber baby buggy bumper.

  22. Swen, oversexed heathen black Norwegian says:

    19.Comment by Slartibartfast on 9/23 @ 12:26 pm #

    He hasn’t, historically, had good experiences with the mobs.

    First they eats all of your loaves and fishes, then they nails you to a tree.

    Ungrateful bastidges.

    First he gave them wine, then he pulled the ol’ loaves and fishes bait & switch. He shoulda known better. Buncha winos weren’t interested in a free lunch.